Total Drama- Ella X Male Reader

Scarlett Fever

Chris: Last episode of Total Drama went down nice and easy. One Juggy Chunk at a time. Then it was time for a stomach-turning game of Hurl and Go Seek. With his heart broken, Dave voted himself off. And that's about it. Absolutely nothing strange happened. Just like nothing's happening now Nope! Nothing to see here! Just a regular day! Get ready for Total! Drama! Pahki-

[Chris get's cut off]

[lightning strikes]

Jasmine: It's an earthquake!

Sky: No! It's a typhoon!

Shawn: No! It's a volcano!

[volcano erupts]

Y/N: A Hawaiian donut volcano?

Sugar: Dreams can come true! [slurps]

Max: What's afoot here? I demand the host narrate an explanation.

Chris: No idea what you're talking about. Just need a minute, here.

Jasmine: You've got ten seconds to tell us what's happening.

Chris: Whatever do you mean? You don't have vanishing trees in Australia?

Jasmine: No.

Y/N: Pretty sure nobody has vanishing trees anywhere

Chris: Uh, what about Christmas? [sighs] Fine. The island's mostly artificial.

[all gasp]

Chris: Yes, gasp! And we're having some technical difficulties, okay? It's nothing to worry about. Ack!

[alarm blares]

Automated Voice: Self-destruct sequence activated. Island will explode in one hour.

[all talking over each other]

[airhorn blares]

Chris: Zip it! For your next challenge, one of you has to shut down the self-destruct, which is located in this underground control room! There are three ways to get there, so you'll split into three teams of two but one of you will have to go own your own. 

Y/N: Meh, I'm cool with it 

Chris: The team that stops the countdown wins immunity.

Scarlett: [gasps] Can I see that?

Chris: Sure.

Y/N: Hey, Scarlett is smart so she could like do some science wamma jamma and tell us how to deal with the malfunction

Scarlett: Riiiight

[Confessional]

Scarlett: The fool. He just handed me the key to the island! It's all mine! [evil laughter]

[Confessional Ends]

Chris: So, if there's no questions... ready... set...

Sky: Of course we have questions. Why does an island have a self-destruct setting?

Shawn: What do we do when we find the control room?

Y/N: where exactly is the control room

Sugar: Why do puppets have legs? We all know they can't walk.

Jasmine: This is just a challenge, right? Our lives aren't really in danger, right?

Chris: Silly Jasmine. Your lives have always been in danger. Just never so seriously. But don't worry, I'll be right here to help you. From a safe distance. In this helicopter!

Shawn: Uh, wait. If there's a helicopter, why don't we all just escape?!

Chris: Ready... set... go!

[airhorn blares]