hajime n nagito expose eachother

nagitos flag

Hajime went to Nagitos cottage just to find thin air. Nagito wasnt in.

So instead, Hajime looked around, and saw something in his cottage.

Then Nagito came back from having food.

N: "Hello there Hajime-"

H: "Nagito, are you gay?"

N: "What no, Im not."

Obviously, yes he was.
Nagito has a gay pride flag in his closet.

H: "Explain the flag in yo closet then."

N: "I support the gays?"

H: "Then you wouldve gotten the rainbow one."

N: "Not in stock?"

H: "Lies, calling Chiaki time."

N: "Why do you even-"

Hajime then calls Chiaki.

C: "what do you want, im playing tetris."

H: "Is Nagito gay."

Chiaki couldnt believe it.

First Hajime doesnt know what an octogon is, then he cant read* ,THEN he broke the 4th wall and now he cant see something as obvious as that.

Hes solved like 6 murders and cant solve that.

C: "Hajime, you cant be fricken serious."

N: "Yea, exactly, totally not gay."

C: "Nagito your so gay that even Kaizuchi, the straightest man ive ever seen, knows your gay."

Nagito was flabbergasted. Or however you spell that word. I have no clue.

H: "So is that a yes or a no?"

Chiaki was so done with the bs that she started making plans to murder Hajime later.

C: "Yes, stupid ahh."

then promptly hung up as she needed to focus on plans to kill Hajime.

She teamed up with Tenko from earlier.

N: "No wonder your a reverse course student."

H: "What do you mean? Well, I know I am but like... No wonder what?"

Nagito was now secretly contacting Chiaki to join the 'Lets start the Killing Game again' plan (trademark).

N: "If I have a playlist called "Hajime has a tight butt", what do you think."

Hajime then decided to play Logic Dive aka subway surfers to answer that one question.

H: "Nagito... I think your gay?"

N: "Fricken finally, you realised it."

Nagito then called Chiaki to call off the plan, atleast till a later date.

H: "Wait, you lot were planning to kill me?!"

N: "Yeah, why do you think so?"

And Hajime did a Hangmans Gabit (or whatever-) to get the word 'stupidness'.

H: "Im... Stupid?"

N: "Quite obviously you are."

H: "But I solved, like 4 murders!"

Nagito quite litteraly faced palmed.

N: "You, Hajime, dont know what an octogon is. Do you know what a triangle is?"

Hajime thought for a while before...

H: "A shape with 4 sides, right?"

Then, Nagito started lecturing Hajime like a teacher.

Until-

[Bing bing, ding dong]

Monokuma: "Go to sleep, ya lazy students. Im not even bothered about yall, why do i do this every 10pm."

Hajime left, of course. He didnt want Nagito to call him a sExY bAnAnA

but he also forgot that Nagito was gay. Because of all the new shapes he learnt.

[Side note: I said Hajime cant read because of this:]

[Yea, rlly nice protein power.]

end

(thats all yall, maybe more tomorrow, maybe not, i dunno.)

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