Chiaki decided to be social for once and host a sleepover at the dust af house they used for a party. The cottage was too small, obviously, it couldnt fit more than 3 people without someone in the shower.She invited Nagito, Hajime, Monomi and Tenko, for some reason.
jabberwock gc
gamergirl (chiaki): ayo Hajime nagito. sleep over at the dusty party house place. Rest of yall idiots arent invited.
ultimate normal student(hajime): ok
Ultimate normal student(hajime): who tf named me this
hope bagels(nagito): i did
hope bagels(nagito): and i think chiaki named me this
Ultimate normal student: fook you nagito.
hamster man (gundam): why arent the rest of us invited D:<
gamergirl (chiaki): cuz yall suck..
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then there was a whole argument and Chiaki texted Tenko about it seperatly.
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enko didnt go to the sleepover since she was still trying to find Himiko.
And still trying to find a way to pay back Hajime for the door.
So in the end, the only people who were in the old house were Chiaki, Nagito and Hajime. All they fricking did in there was gossip.
C: "Where do yall think Himiko is?"
N: "Maybe doing magic tricks?"
H: "Searching for the money that Tenko wouldve used for my door?"
C: "At this point forget about the door, shes never paying you back."
It was true. Tenko was probably never going to pay for Hajime's door. (And most likely this was the reasom why Hajime was going to become the world destroyer aka izuru)
eventually it was 10pm.
[ding dong bing bong]
Monokuma:" go the frick to sleep kiddos, its 10pm."
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They all got sleeping bags from probably rocketpunch and decided to sleep in different rooms, so they couldnt kill eachother or some crap.
Hajime got the dining hall, Nagito got the kitchen kitchen and Chiaki had to clean the supply room to sleep in there since it never got cleaned.
Eventually they all slept but then...
H:"AUGHHHH"
(if you need to know what it sound like, take the snoring sound from tiktok thats litteraly what it is)Now everyone except Hajime was awake. Even the people in the cottages.
H: "AUGHHHHHH"
It was so loud that even Makoto from the first game could hear him.
So loud, that even Shuichi from the 53rd game could hear it.
Nagito went into Hajime's room to try to get him to shut the frick up.
N: "Oi, Hajime."
H: "AUGHHHHH"
N: "Hajime stop milking yourself-"
Chiaki heard that. And couldnt sleep for the rest of the night... Because she was up the rest of the night laughing.
Nagito tried to resolve the problem by giving Hajime not only a gasmask, but had to almost basically suffocate him with pillows.
Now only Chiaki and Nagito couldnt sleep, but dealt with it by laughing it out by what Nagito said by milking.
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In the morning, Hajime was hella confused as he had like a million pillows on top of him.
H: "Hey... Who did this?"
N: "You were snoring..."
... Then it turned into a pillow fight as Hajime couldnt believe he snored.
in reality, the reason why he didnt snore when in the cottage was because Monokuma installed his walls specifcally with soundproof walls.
the end
(thats all folks, see yall next time.)
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