this is basically a filler chapter bc i have no clue what to do next lol
totally not a filler chapter
took inspo from vid lol enjoy
(expect out of character shi but you can expect that from this point)
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(insert pic)
Mahiru: "A bullet going through playdoh."
Hiyoko: "Blue doesnt even know whatd coming!"
Nagito: "I guess you could say Blue doesnt have a clue."
Hajime: "Did you just-?"
Mikan: "You wanna know what I wanna know? How mr salt and mrs pepper made a fricken cinnamon shaker for a baby."
Mikan: "Solve that mystery, steve."
Hiyoko: "THAT IS PAPRAKA YOU IGNORANT (we will be right back-)"
Ibuki(for some reason): "EXCUSE ME A-HOLE THAT IS CINNAMON HE WAS BORN IN THE FOURTH SEASON"
Ibuki: "THIS IS PAPRIKA"
Ibuki: "SHES CINNAMONS OLDER SISTER"
Ibuki: "GODDAMN IT TUMBLR IM DONE WITH YOUR CRAP"
Hajime: "tumblr gets heated over blues clues"
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Nagito: "What if we had food names and food had people names?"
Mahiru: "Hey Spaghetti its time for dinner"
Hiyoko: "what are we having"
Mahiru: "margaret"
Hajime: "I swear everyone on this website is high"
Nagito: "shut up chocolate"
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Tenko: "Fangirling? excuse me i am far more mature than that."
Tenko: "I fanwoman ,thank you very much."
Hiyoko(cuz yes): "Fanwoman? I fanlady, peasant."
Sonia(cuz it only makes sense): "Fanlady? I fanqueen , peasant."
Angie: "Fanqueen? I fangodess, mortals."
Hajime: "that esculated quickly."
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Tenko: "I will never get over the inequallity that mens jackets have inside pockets and womens jackets dont."
Angie: "Amen!"
Kazuichi: "I have no where to put my sonic screw driver"
Kokichi: "Or my fake fbi badge"
Shuichi: "or my pocket magnefying glass"
Himiko: "or my wand"
Yasuhiro: Or my psychic paper"
Nagito: "Or my precious"
Hajime: "I lost it at my precious"
Nagito: "so did smeageol"
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Hiyoko: "Chemistry? More like cheMYSTERY because i have no clue whats going on."
Nagito: Calculus more like calkillus because a piece of my sanity dies with every equation"
Mikan: "Biology more like BYEology because im out"
Hajime: "math more like no"
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Ibuki: "what happens to nitrogen when the sun rises"
Ibuki: "it becomes daytrogen"
Hajime: "Im going to bed"
Nagito: "good nitrogen"
Mikan: "sleep tightrogen"
Gonta: "dont let the bugs bitrogen"
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Nagito: "would you like fries with that"
Hajime: "oh yeah baby"
Nagito: "would you like to supersize that"
Chiaki: "were out of toilet paper"
Hajime: "what"
Monomi: "she said shes out of toilet paper"
Nagito: "wtf can we get some privacy here"
Tenko: "no"
Hajime: "i swear everyone on this high is website"
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Hajime: "How long does someone have to be dead before its considered archeology instead of grave robbing?"
Korkiyo: "as an archeologist (anthropologist but ok) i find this a vERY AWKARD QUESTION"
shuichi: "answer the question grave robber"
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Hiyoko: "I JUST BURNT MY HAND ON MY LAMP TRYING TO TURN IT OFF LAMPS SHOULD NOT BE HOT ENOUGH TO GIVE YOU THIRD DEGREE BURNS THIS IS BS"
Mikan: "Maybe if you'd go outside and used natural sunlight instead of running your lamp 13 hours straight this wouldnt happen :)"
Hiyoko: "OH IM SORRY ITS 3:38 AM LET ME JUST WAKE UP THE SUN SO I CAN SIT OUTSIDE WITH MY SKINLESS BURNT HAND AND BASK IN THE GLORY OF NATURAL DAYLIGHT."
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Ibuki: "what country has the most birds"
Ibuki: "portugeese"
Sonia: "wait"
Sonia: "thats a language"
Ibuki: "portugull"
Mikan: "nice recovery"
Hajime: "dont you mean nice re dovery?"
Nagito: "Turkey"
Nagito: "how do we miss turkey"
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(okay ima just stop there)
(you can watch the rest on ur own lol)
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