hajime's shrine

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Nagito went to Hajime's cottage to hang out with him. But he wasn't home. Nagito decided to do what Hajime did to him. Look in his closet...

H: "Hey Nagito, what are you-"

Nagito looked at him in shock. He was shooketh.

He found a whole orange juice shrine in his closet. Damn.

N: "Why... Of all things... Orange juice?"

H: "Because Im probably gay for orange juice."

Hajime then walked up to the shrine, picked up an orange juice carton, put the straw in and bit on it.

This confused Nagito even more. Who makes a whole shrine for orange juice in their closet? Well, besides Hajime. Hajime is probably the only one who does have an orange juice shrine.

N: "Of all things... Orange juice?"

H: "Mhm." Hajime mumbled, because he still had a carton in his mouth.

N: "Take it out your mouth... Your not milking anyone's ,uh, rooster." (good save, Nagito)

Hajime, being the dumb ahh that he is, refused, angerly shaking his head.

For once, Nagito remembered his phone, and called Chiaki with it.

C: "Hello.."

However, Nagito noticed something in the background...

N: "An orange juice shrine?!"

Chiaki then stood up, got monomi and they both put a carton in their mouths, just like Hajime did.

Nagito added Gundam to the call, he too had an orange juice shrine. Nagito thought this was some joke so he called the whole campus.

Everyone had an orange juice shrine and had done the thing Hajime did.

He had one more choice... Tenko.

He called Tenko...

And only despair rised as Tenko, just like the others... Had an orange juice shrine.

Shuichi from the sleepover part? Orange juice shrine.

Makoto? Orange juice shrine.

Future Foundation? They had a whole floor for orange juice.

Nagito was loosing it. He was sure he didnt have one, he quickly ran back to his cottage and looked in the closet...

And in place of the flag... Was yet another... Orange juice shrine

N: "M-maybe this is a nightmare..."

So he went to sleep, hoping in the morning itll just go away...

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Nagito awoke, he checked his closet first thing... His flag was back, and there was no Orange juice shrine.

He thought every thing went back to normal...

That was until he went to the resturant.

He was greeted by everyone, including Tenko for some reason, sitting in a circle, with orange juice cartons in their mouths.

What was in the middle of the circle?

Orange juice.

It was too much. Nagito just ran away, thinking everyone went crazy over stupid orange juice.

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Back at the resturant however... Everyone was laughing so loud that monokuma almost had to turn on the annoncements to get them to shut up.

Turns out, that it was all a prank done by Hajime, how did it get everyone to do it? I dunno.

But, in Hajime's closet...

He still does, and had kept, the Orange Juice Shrine.

  the end lol

[lol  see yall next time. Meanwhile, Hajime will be chugging a whole fanta bottle.]

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