[honestly idk]
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Nagito goes to Hajimes cottage and knockd on his door. However, the door was unlocked. Nagito then decided to go into Hajimes cottage. What could go wrong?
Well, other than orange juice shrines, what could go wrong?
Anything.
Nagito stepped inside the cottage to see Hajime dressed in a black puffer jacket, despite it probably being like 45° since they live on a tropical island.
H: "Wagwan fam."
Nagito was too stunned to speak.
What the frick was Hajime wearing.
Then it clicked.
Sonia told him about these kind of people. Hajime had become a roadman, as he was wearing a puffer jacket, nike sweats and air max 97s. (im reading this from urban dictortionary)
Its too late. Hes already become a full on british roadman.
H: "you okay bruv."
Nagito only ran out and hid in his dorm.
He didnt want to get infected by this roadman despair diease.
Nagito could only think of one thing to do. Call Chiaki, as he does like every chapter.
(ring, ring)
(click!)
C: "what the flip flop apple sauce do you want bruv."
Nagito was about to say something until he realised.
Chiaki said bruv.
Thats roadman language.
Nagito quickly hung up.
N: "Monokuma where the flip are you."
Monokuma then appeared.
However, there was something different about him...
Do bears need puffer jackets?
He was wearing nike shoes... And air max 97s...
Oh no.
Nagito realised that now...
Monokuma was a roadman.
Monokuma: "puhuhuhu what you want fam."
N: "Uh why is everyone a roadman."
Monokuma: "I dunno fam, its like 45° on this bloody island."
Monokuma then just left.
Nagito then just sat there in his cottage. He didnt want to get infected by the roadman dieases or whatevers going on.
Then he heard a knock at his door.
He opened it to find Hajime, still wearing the black pufferman jacket and somehow not sweating or melting.
And all he had was the necessary items to become a roadman.
The power of the british.
The black puffer jacket.
And the holy dictionary of roadman.
H: "Here fam, become one of us."
Nagito took it, and yeeted it into the fire he made in chapter 5. He then put his headphones on and started listening to 'this little light of mine.'
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Meanwhile on the outside,
Hajime and Monokuma the roadmen were stood outside. Waiting for Nagito to become a roadman.
Monokuma the roadman decided to check the camreas in Nagitos room. And was shocked to find that he was listening to this little light of mine.
Monokuma: "Oi bruv, nagitos listenin' to gospel music."
Hajime the roadman looked as shocked as Monokuma the roadbear was.
Then Monokuma decided to change the music on his phone.
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Nagito was happily listening to 'this little light of mine.'
Until...
"Them man ain't bad them man get bad up
Can't bad up man, bare gyaldem bad up
Act bad, get drag up
Zigger zagger
Twist up slap up
Fizzer"
N: 'i dont remember this part of this little light of mine'
Then he looked at his phone.
It was playing "U ain't bad".
It was calling to him.
The urge to become a roadman.
--- the next day bruv---
Nagito walked up the stairs to the resturant.
N: "Wagwan my g."
Hajime the roadman couldnt believe it.
Nagito had also become a roadman.
the end
(welp thats the end of Hajime becomes a roadman)
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