Is This What It Feels Like To Have A Actual Father?

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Lady in red by Chris DeBurgh!
This goes out to Luther and Sloane ✊😔
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Paradox protocols:
The Complete Commission Guide
to Temporal Anomalies - -
Chapter Sixty Eight:
THE GRANDFATHER PARADOX.

It's New Jersey, 1953 , and Elmer Tatelman hates his grandfather. Elmer blames everything on his grandfather. His mother's pain, his father's death, and his own sad life.

Elmer's grandfather: How many times do I have to tell you, no goddamn peas!

Elmer's mother: You don't like what I cook, you can make it yourself!

Elmer's grandfather: *throws soup at Elmer's mother*

This could've been just another sad tale about soup, except for one thing. Elmer is about to invent...

Time travel .

You see, Elmer has decided the key to his future happiness is to go back in time and kill his grandfather.

Elmer: Sidney Tatelman?

Elmer's grandfather: That's me.

Elmer: * Pull out a gun and shoots his grandfather*

Elmer completed his mission, but he's made one crucial mistake. He went too far back in time.

You see , murdering his grandfather in 1905 meant that Elmer's mother didn't exist to meet his father in 1925.

Which made curtain that Elmer himself was never born.

Elmer killed his grandfather, so his mother was never born. But if his mother was never born, Elmer no longer exists.

But if Elmer no longer exists, how could he possibly kill his grandfather? And around and around we go.

Elmer has created a paradox, The Grandfather Paradox .

The most pernicious problem in the Commission Handbook of Paradox Protocols.

This story is not true.

But if it were, Elmer would have placed time, space, and every living thing in grave peril.

Don't be an Elmer!

We've been lucky so far. With your help , constant vigilance, and a little strategic violence, the Commission will make certain nothing like this ever happens.

Or God help us all.

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" I'm so confused." Diego mumbles " Shocking." Allison says with a attitude " Well, someone killed our mothers, so we couldn't exist. But clearly, we do exist, and the universe can't handle it, which is a problem. " Viktor explains " Big problem" Five says and then takes a sip of his coffee.

While all of this is happening, Stan is practicing his fighting moves " Stanley! Now is not the time to be doing karate, okay?!" Diego yells , I just laugh at him " Mom said I needed it practice." Stan yells back " Yeah, well, she's not wrong. You're very bad." Diego says nonchalantly, I laugh harder

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