It's Not A Strip Club

Chapter 6

A week after the break in, the class was going on a field trip. Izuku had a bad feeling, which meant that Katsuki had a bad feeling. Whenever Izuku gets a bad feeling, something terrible happens. So, both boys were on edge. Everyone donned their hero costumes and got on the bus. The couple shared a seat with Shinso.

When they arrived at the Universal . . . the Unforeseen Simulation Joint, they were greeted by rescue hero Thirteen. She gave them a speech on the destructiveness of her quirk, and how they need to be careful. Then purple mist appeared at the fountain. Hundreds of villains walked out of the mist portal. Aizawa ran to do battle. The mist joined the students, then it separated the students. Izuku being the lucky person he is, got sent as a hostage to the main villain dude.

Thirty minutes later, Aizawa got to the center of the plaza. What he saw stumped him. The blue haired crusty ass villain was leaning against his student, crying his eyes out.

"A-all I w-wanted was someone to n-notice me. I-I was s-so alone," the villain cried. Izuku just held him against his body. What the hell did the child do to him?

"Well, why don't you come with me? My mom has been wanting to adopt. You can live with me, and we can be brothers. How does that sound?" the damn problem child asked the psychopath.

"Th-that sounds nice. W-what if she doesn't adopt me?"

"Then, I'll kidnap you," The villain giggled. He fucking giggled. He was so done with this child. Suddenly, there was a loud explosion. Aizawa looked to his left, and he saw an exploding pomeranian dragging a screaming eyebag. When the pomeranian landed, he looked at the crying villain, sighed, and pulled out a pack of tissues from his back pocket.

"What the hell did you do to him, nerd?" Katsuki asked. Why does this seem like a normal occurrence?

"Well, I got sent here to be a hostage, but I got bored, so I started talking to Tomura," the villain raised his hand, "Now, I'm adopting him. He is my new brother."

"He's gonna need a therapist."

"That is what I'm for."

"I forgot that you were certified." He's what now? Aizawa just sighed.

"Why don't you take your new friend upstairs?" Aizawa suggested. Izuku beamed and dragged Shigaraki behind him. The tired teacher looked over at the pomeranian and raised his eyebrow.

"What? He adopts people. Ask eyebags," the blonde pointed at Shinso, who was still trying to catch his breath.

"You are in charge of them. If 'Tomura' steps out of line, you contact me immediately," Aizawa was so done. Why does he teach again?

"Yes sir," Then the mist thing showed up, "Oh.Onigiri?"

"Kurogiri," The mist looked at the teacher, "What the hell did you do to my charge?"

"Honestly? I have absolutely no idea. Go talk to the green haired student in the corset. He adopted him apparently." Kurogiri looked so done. Ha, twins. The mist disappears. Aizawa and his students make their way around the multitude of villain bodies. When they got up the stairs, Izuku was hugging the mist man. What the hell is wrong with this kid?

"Who am I? All I remember is waking up one day and completing orders. Who was I before? I had to have had a past right? Am I human?" Kurogiri was rambling into the greenette's chest.

"It's okay. I think you're human," the rest of the class was just staring at the young boy consoling a 'former' villain.

"How are you so kind?" Shigaraki asks from behind the boy. Izuku just smiled and cuddled his new friends. Aizawa leaned over to Katsuki.

"If we are ever attacked, send Midoriya after them," the blonde just nodded. Midoriyas were scarily kind. Once you are in their grasp, there is no leaving. Katsuki looked over at Shinso. Especially if you catch their love.