Aizawa looked over his class. They were riding the high of the sports festival. He stared at his problem child's friend group. Is it getting bigger? He doesn't need more problem children. The gremlin even converted Todoroki! The one he thought he could count on! He glared at his class with his quirk on. The class quieted immediately.
"Anyway. Internships are coming up. Most of you got offers. Those who didn't will get to choose who they want to intern with based on partners with the school." He explained to his class. He showed everyone the stats on his board. Problem child got the most, of course, "Izuku, Bakugou, Shinso, come talk to me."
The group of boys were confused, but they left Tomura with Todoroki, who was sitting with their group today. They stood in front of their teacher, Izuku in the lead because he is the designated peace talker.
"Yes Mr. Aizawa?"
"You guys are going to be a hero team right?"
"Yes sir."
"I have an offer that will accept the three of you together. They are a hero team themselves. The Wild Wild Pussy Cats," Izuku's grin warmed the teacher's heart.
"Yes. Please," Katsuki and Hitoshi grinned in return.
"Okay. I'll call them. They'll meet you in Hosu. They're being assigned a case, so you'll be there the whole week."
"What about Tomura?" Izuku didn't want to leave his brother so soon.
"He'll stay with me. I can teach him more hand to hand combat. Now go sit down." Izuku dragged his boys to their seats. Everyone had huddled around Izuku's desk to discuss internships. The greenette seemed upset when Todoroki said he was going with his father. Aizawa also spotted Uraraka trying to listen to the conversation. What was her deal?
A week later, the entire class was at the train station getting ready to leave for their internships. The team and Iida were the last ones to leave. The train for Hosu finally came, and they all got on. The team was surprised that Iida was going to Hosu too. The entire trip was spent ignoring the robot and sleeping on each other. The insomniac finally able to sleep in the comfort of his boyfriends.
They arrived at the station, and headed in the same direction. Apparently the Pussy Cats were staying at Manuel's agency until their case was over. As soon as the students reached the agency, the trio was dragged off by an over excited Tiger. Iida was shown to Manuel, and they left almost immediately for their first patrol.
Tiger introduced himself, Mandalay, Ragdoll, Pixiebob, and Mandalay's nephew Kota. Kota looked like he wanted to murder them. Everyone but Izuku was intimidated by the squirt. Izuku just smiled and accepted the punch in the groin. Good thing is, he can make his sensitive areas disappear when they are in jeopardy.
The trio spent the rest of the week training and doing patrols with the Pussy Cats. On the last day, Izuku got a really bad feeling. Bad feelings are never good, though the last one led to him gaining a brother. He was about to voice his suspicions when the town got set on fire. Mandalay gave them permission to use their quirks. Izuku immediately got Kota to safety, he missed the shine in the boy's eyes.
The greenette flew over the city, originally heading towards the fire, but changed direction when his feelings said so. He ended up dropping into an alley, and onto a giant stabby boy. 10 minutes later, Izuku is dragging the giant stabby boy by the ear and Iida, who had been in the alley, looked mortified. He never wanted to upset Izuku.
By the end of the day, all of the nomu have been disposed of and Izuku put another villain into UA's redemption program. Aizawa, who had been dragged from the comforts of his home to deal with his problem child, glared at said problem child until he couldn't handle the sunshine beams any longer. Stain, giant stabby boy, was sitting next to Izuku in the police station. All of Stain's stabby toys, as Izuku affectionately called them, were in a bag at the boy's feet.
"No," Aizawa finally said.
"But, Nezu wants more people for the program. I can keep him on the gay and narrow," problem child #1 refuted.
"Don't you mean straight and narrow?" Stain butts in.
"Please. You're not straight. You have the biggest man crush on All Might," Stain just blushed and backed down. Aizawa needed coffee. Why does Izuku do this to him? Did he do something wrong?
"Fine. But if he kills anyone, I will expel you," he leaned down to the boy, "If you get expelled, Tomura goes to prison. I would be careful of who you pick up on the street." Izuku's eyes turned to steel, Aizawa almost had a heart attack, but he nodded anyway. The next moment, Inko Midoriya burst through the doors dragging a very confused and concerned Tomura. Stain and Aizawa were surprised at how fast the eyes of steel turned to the sunshine eyes they were known for. Aizawa needed coffee, and Stain was too scared to betray the broccoli boy.
Shinso's hero costume: Purple under bust corset, body suit that covered his legs and arms, the arms go over his fingers in fingerless fashion. He added a purple crop-top jacket. Green and red utility belt with big pockets to hold weapons and first aid. Aizawa's capture weapon, Aizawa had suggested it. Black combat boots with a slight heel.
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It's Not A Strip Club
FanficA story on Crack about Deku owning a strip club. If you've seen Burlesque the movie, it's kinda like that. BakuShinDeku. Crazy shit is happening. Izuku is a ray of sunshine.