Teacher group chat:
CatLover: Problem child may or may not have all of our numbers.
Cockatiel: What brought this on?
Rated: ???
CatLover: He called me earlier. Told me to arrest someone. He was already saved in my phone. As GreenMaster! I didn't save him!
GreenMaster!: Yes?
Cockatiel: Agfesgfyrehgfs
CloneBoi: Did Yamada just die?
CatLover: My ears just died. T-T
GreenMaster!: Did Aizawa just use emoticons!!!??? :D
CatLover: No one will ever believe you.
SmallMight: Who gave you our numbers Young Midoriya?
CatLover: No!!
GreenMaster!: Nezu!
@RatGod: Hello!
GreenMaster!: Hey Nezu!
CatLover: What have you done?
@RatGod: Hello Izuku.
Cockatiel: they're on a first name basis.
Cockatiel: THEY'RE ON FIRST NAME BASIS!!!
CatLover: My ears.
@RatGod: hehehehe
GreenMaster!: Are you and Yamada together right now?
CatLover: no
@RatGod: They live in the same apartment.
Cockatiel: NEZU!
CatLover: MY EARS!!
Cockatiel: Sorry. . .
CloneBoi: Should we be scared of Midoriya?
CatLover: yes
Cockatiel: yes
@RatGod: yes
GreenMaster!: no. . .
Rated: Nezu agrees. The end of the world has come.
SmallMight: atfghuidjfegky
CatLover: I'm done. Goodnight.
Everyone has left the chat
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It's Not A Strip Club
FanfictionA story on Crack about Deku owning a strip club. If you've seen Burlesque the movie, it's kinda like that. BakuShinDeku. Crazy shit is happening. Izuku is a ray of sunshine.