After a summer of extreme training, class 1-A was standing in front of the testing grounds for their provisional licensing exams. Izuku was vibrating in anticipation as the class got off of the bus. Aizawa was about to address his class when a vibrating greenette attacked him. He was about to reprimand his problem child when his attacker started to laugh. Why does god hate him?
"Ms. Joke. I see you brought your class as well," Aizawa sighed. This woman made him very uncomfortable.
"Oh, I love how you kid! Marry me!" His class did a spit take at Ms. Joke's exclamation.
"No thanks," this caused the heroine to laugh more. Class 1-A was greeted by Ms. Joke's class. Katsuki and Hitoshi didn't like the 'happy-go-lucky' boy who was trying to get close to Izuku.
The class quickly changed into their hero costumes and assembled in the giant assembly room. The extremely tired announcer made his announcements and set the room of over anxious teenagers out into battle. This only went one way. Class 1-A dominated the battlefield. Everyone was running away from the monster team. Why the hell did Izuku turn into a blunt crossbow? When the hell did Hitoshi learn to use one? Let's just say Team Nightclub was the first to make it to the next round.
The next round started with the demolition of the playing board. Then actors were placed around the field with fake injuries. This got Team Nightclub fired up. The group split up for this round and helped anybody they could. Izuku was a natural when it came to rescuing people. Despite his size, he was very strong and he was able to carry multiple people at once.
Once Gang Orca appeared, the Nightclub team helped everyone evacuate. Then, Izuku went to talk to the 'villain'. The administration wasn't worried about the greenette's ability to manipulate those around him. Gang Orca was actually picked for this very circumstance. He was the least likely to be persuaded to 'change sides'. So why wasn't he attacking the boy in very questionable clothing? Aizawa smirked as he saw his problem child doing what he did best. That smirk got wiped off his face as Ms Joke noticed.
Everyone but class 1-A was surprised to see Gang Orca turn on his own men. He was going to protect the green sunshine. Izuku went back to saving people, and when everyone was saved and all of the 'villains' were tied up, the exam ended. All of class 1-A walked out with a provisional license, and the respect of every other school that witnessed the greenette's might.
The Nightclub team went home to see the Bakugous, Midoriyas, and all of their coworkers awaiting their news. They had a huge celebration, and they went to sleep happy that night. Izuku made sure to text Aizawa tips for getting rid of annoying stalkers.
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It's Not A Strip Club
FanfictionA story on Crack about Deku owning a strip club. If you've seen Burlesque the movie, it's kinda like that. BakuShinDeku. Crazy shit is happening. Izuku is a ray of sunshine.