It's Not A Strip Club

Chapter 10

 The Midoriyas had moved to the living room, their cookies were in the oven. They just watched the saddest fight in history. Poor Iida. The next round was about to start, but the timer for their cookies dinged. They came back to see Hitoshi fighting a pink alien. That round was fast. Even though the alien knew his quirk, she couldn't shut her mouth. She was out in ten seconds. The duo left to put icing on the cookies, and came back to Katsuki fighting Kirby.

Katsuki and Uraraka were in the infirmary. They had done a number on each other. Katsuki was fine sitting in silence as an old lady tended to his wounds, but Pink Cheeks had a different idea.

"So. . . You and Izuku are like best friends or something, right?" The brunette asked.

"Or something." Pomeranian answered. He was not going to correct her. That was for Izuku to do.

"So. . . Do you know what he likes to do? Where does he like to eat? Or anything of interest?" Now Pomeranian was angry Pomeranian. Kirby wannabe was trying to steal his boyfriend! Play this cool. He wants to murder something.

"He likes sushi. And snakes," Katsuki answered. Both true, but he was hoping the snake part would deter her.

"S-snakes?"

"Yeah. You got a problem with that?" Katsuki still wanted to throttle her neck.

"N-no. I love snakes!" Katsuki smirked. He was going to let her dig her own hole. Ten bucks says she gets 'I love snakes' memorabilia.

We come back to our daily cut in of the Midoriya household. Inko was comforting Tomura, who was crying because he accidentally disintegrated a cookie. A loud explosion on the TV had surprised the poor boy. Suddenly, their Midoriya senses were tingling. Tomura was confused, these were new, but Inko knew exactly what they meant. Her baby needed to be protected.

After the long and exhausting fight that was the KiriTetsu fight, the stadium had to be fixed for the next fight. Izuku was getting ready to fight Sonic the blue robot. Izuku giggled and made note to tell that one to Katsuki. Suddenly, walking eyebags came into the room. He looked nervous.

"Hitoshi? Is something wrong?" The nervous energy in the room grew. Izuku went to hug the boy, but Hitoshi stopped him.

"I-I have a confession," Izuku grew more confused, "I-I know that it is wrong, and you may not even want to be my friend afterwards, but-"

"Hitoshi. What are you saying?"

"I. . . I have feelings for you. You and Katsuki. I know it's wrong. You two are dating, and I don't even know if you guys like me that way but-"

"Fucking finally!" Both boys looked at the door. A certain pomeranian was standing in the doorway.

"What?" Hitoshi was confused.

"Hitoshi, we've been waiting for you to tell us. Katsuki and I have had feelings for you since day one. We just didn't think that you would accept us," Izuku explained. Hitoshi started crying, which led to Izuku crying. Katsuki just sighed and gathered his boyfriends into a hug. They were like that until Present Mic called for the next contestants.

Inko felt her senses stop. Crisis averted. Now she has to drill Tomura on Midoriya sense etiquette. This was going to be fun. Tomura shivered as he saw the grin on his new mother's face.

Fights because author is tired:

Izuku vs Iida Izuku win

Todoroki vs Sero Todoroki win

Hitoshi vs Ibara Hitoshi win

Katsuki vs Kirishima Katsuki wins

Semi finals

Izuku vs Todoroki Izuku win

Shinso vs Katsuki Katsuki win

Finals

Izuku vs Katsuki IZUKU WINS!!!!

Inko and Tomura watched with teary eyes as All Might gave their boys medals. Izuku smiled his sunshine smile as he grabbed his friend group, which now included a certain peppermint colored boy. Inko got ready for her boys to come home.