It's Not A Strip Club

Chapter 21

 Izuku gloomily walked up to Nighteye's agency. Students were allowed to sign up for internships, but nobody was taking a team, so Team Izuku got split up for the internships. Izuku met an upperclassman who wanted him to consider joining their agency. The greenette was flattered and decided to give it a try. He was not very impressed with Sir Nighteye's initial impression. He was a very weird man, but after getting to know the man better, Izuku was feeling better about the internship.

Izuku, Hero Name: Burlesque, was patrolling with his upperclassman Mirio, aka Lemillion. They were happily talking when a strange little girl bumped into the greenette's leg. She looked frightened beyond belief. What happened to her? Burlesque helped the girl up, then some man came out of the shadows.

"I'm sorry about my daughter, she can get really clumsy," The young hero looked up at the man. Overhaul.

"Hmm. She looks pretty scared," Lemillion tried to get the boy to stop talking. Instead, Burlesque stood up and shoved the girl behind him.

"You know kids, they like to overreact,"

"Haha, yeah, sorry. He's new!" Lemillion tried to cover for the boy. It was hopeless as the greenette was totally not listening to reason. Overhaul messed with his glove, the little girl got really scared and ran to join the man. Burlesque caught the girl and gently put her to sleep. He passed the child to the frozen Lemillion. This pissed Overhaul off.

"You are a really stupid kid," Overhaul pulled off his glove. Lemillion was still frozen. The yakuza leader quickly ran at the greenette and touched him in the chest. Lemillion screamed as he saw his kouhai shatter into a billion pieces. The shock was short lived as the pieces of scattered human came back together.

"Yeah, I get that a lot," Burlesque replied as if he didn't just get torn apart molecule by molecule.

"WHAT THE–!?" Burlesque punched the man in the face, so hard that his nose shattered. Izuku quickly got quirk proof cuffs on Overhaul, then he called Sir Nighteye. Lemillion was still frozen in horror. Izuku smiled, took the small girl, and called Aizawa.

"What the hell do you want, problem child? You're supposed to be interning right now." An exasperated 1-A teacher sighed from the other side of the phone.

"So, can I legally adopt a child?"

". . ."

"Aizawa?"

"Depends on the situation, but you do have a provisional hero's license, technically you could adopt."

"Well, she was being abused by the yakuza, so I took out their leader and now I have a child."

". . . You took out Overhaul?"

"Yup!"

"I can hear you grinning, you little brat. I'll be there in a few minutes. Don't move, and don't, I repeat, DON'T get into ANYmore trouble."

"Okay!" Izuku hung up and cuddled the little girl in his arms.

Aizawa looked down at his phone. Why did Izuku do this to him? The teacher needed coffee, lots of coffee. And maybe some cuddles from a certain blonde cockatiel. He sighed, stood up, and headed to the location of his problem child. The problem child who just adopted a small child. Aizawa really needed coffee.

Izuku took a picture of him and his new child, who had awoken some time ago and was relieved to see Overhaul defeated, then he sent the picture to his boyfriends.

GreenMaster! attached a photo

GreenMaster!: So. . . I may have adopted a young child.

ExplodoBoi: Wtf Izuku?

SleepyKitty: Cute. Name?

GreenMaster!: Eri.

ExplodoBoi: Wtf Hitoshi?

SleepyKitty: It was bound to happen at some point.

ExplodoBoi: Can you even legally adopt her?

GreenMaster!: Aizawa said yes.

ExplodoBoi: Fine, just tell your mother.

GreenMaster!: Okie <3

ExplodoBoi: <3

SleepyKitty: <3

Izuku got out of that group chat and went to the Midoriya group chat.

GreenMaster! attached a photo

GreenMaster!: Can I keep her?

GreenMama: Oh! I always wanted a daughter!

GreenMaster!: No. I'm keeping her. She's mine.

DryChild: Mom is squealing about her first grandchild. I think that means you can keep the small child.

GreenMaster!: Yay! See you when we get home!

Izuku got out of the group chat and looked up to see his teacher glaring down at him. The boy quickly introduced Aizawa to his new daughter, Eri. The tired man just sighed and grabbed the bound yakuza boss. Sir Nighteye arrived to see Izuku playing with a small child, Aizawa dragging away a notorious yakuza boss, and Lemillion still comatose with shock. He let the greenette go home, then he got Lemillion to snap back into reality. What the hell is that child?