All of the students were woken up by multiple explosions. Everyone dragged their bodies outside to see what was going on. They saw Izuku and Katsuki having what could only be a "blow off". They were taking turns making huge explosions. The class looked over at Shinso, who looked like he stayed up all night. He just shrugged and walked over to his boyfriends. He raised his hand and slapped Katsuki on the back of the head. Then, he walked over to Izuku and gave him a kiss.
"What the hell is going on out here!?" Aizawa yelled as he finally made his way outside. His eye bags were huge, but he looked alert.
"We were waking everybody up!" Izuku grinned. Class 1-A had the sudden urge to murder a grinning gremlin. That is until he revealed the breakfast that he had cooked. He was forgiven. Then their malice was set onto the teachers once they found out their tasks. Izuku was tasked with trying to copy his peers' quirks. The hardest one was Hagakure's, but eventually he worked it out.
Everyone was tuckered out by the time the fun activities started. Everyone was paired into groups of two, and they were sent into the forest. Izuku was to sit out because he had an unfair advantage in spooking the competition. Then all hell broke loose. At least that is what it looked like with all of the fire.
Izuku immediately ran to Kota's secret place to get him to safety. He easily punted the muscle bound dumbass that was threatening the boy off of the cliff. He grabbed Kota, and they were off. Once the boy was safe, Izuku went to find Katsuki. Apparently the dumbass did something to become a target. He found the dumbass while running away from Tokoyami. They saved Tokoyami, then they devised a plan.
Izuku easily shifted into Katsuki, and the exploding dumbass was turned into Izuku. . . against his wishes. Katsuki was calmed down when Izuku explained that he could easily escape if he was captured. They went on their merry way, and ended up chasing off this blood sucking bitch who was hurting Ochaco and Tsu.
"So, you're protecting Bakugou?" Ochaco asked the group of boys. They nodded, "Where is he?" And the fucking broccoli pomeranian had been kidnapped. They chased the compression freak, but he was too fast. They got to the clearing just as black bile exploded from the villain's mouths. Katsuki watched as his own face was contorted into disgust. Then he was gone.
"IZUKU!!!" The pomeranian's features melted back into his own. The group was shocked to see the stoic and overly angry boy crying. Hitoshi and Aizawa ran into the clearing to see Katsuki on his knees. The remnants of green hair fading into blonde. Aizawa knew what happened immediately.
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It's Not A Strip Club
FanfictionA story on Crack about Deku owning a strip club. If you've seen Burlesque the movie, it's kinda like that. BakuShinDeku. Crazy shit is happening. Izuku is a ray of sunshine.