It's Not A Strip Club

Chapter 18

Izuku opened his eyes to see a bar. There was nothing significant about this occurrence. He had been kidnapped before, and a bar wasn't the weirdest place he had been held. He looked around to see a burnt boy, a lizard, a muscled lady, blood sucker, a Deadpool knockoff, and the muscle man.

"I thought I punted you off a cliff," He addressed the muscle man.

"So? I'm strong!" The muscle was angry now. Izuku should probably be intimidated. He wasn't.

"Almost every bone in your body was shattered," the burnt boy deadpanned. Izuku recognized him immediately.

"Hey Todoroki-san!" Then there was fire. Maybe that wasn't the right thing to say. Blue eyes glared down into his soul. Izuku just grinned and waved. The group stared in shock at his freed hand. Izuku put it back in the cuff.

"Give me 5 minutes with the pipsqueak," Dabi told the others. The group grinned and left the room. Green Bean was about to get roasted. They waited five minutes before they walked back into the room. They were expecting a burnt broccoli, but they just saw the broccoli sitting there. Dabi was standing in silence. There was a knock on the door, then chaos. Izuku broke free of his restraints, but he didn't get far before the black bile was in his throat again. The League of Villain was transported to a warehouse, where there were more heroes waiting for them.

All For One made his appearance. Izuku ran towards the villain without a second thought. The league tried to stop him, but they were stopped by Dabi. Izuku ran towards All For One while blocking all of the attacks sent his way. The greenette slit his wrist and threw blood into the villain's giant mouth. Everything stopped. Izuku and All For One stared at each other until the king of the underworld fell unconscious. Silence fell over the audience and the news crew. All Might was in shock. What the hell did the boy do?

All Might snapped out of his stupor to cuff his arch enemy's hands. The heroes started to round up the villains, leaving Dabi as per their little hero's wishes. They definitely heard about the greenette's ability to bring people over from the dark side. Aizawa took the two boys to the station. He was experiencing great deja vu.

"What. The hell. Did you do?" Aizawa stared down his gremlin of a child. The burnt boy looked ready to flee at the look Aizawa was giving the problem child. Good. He should be fucking scared.

"Well, I got kidnapped by impersonating Kacchan. When I woke up, a group of teenagers surrounded me in a bar. It was kind of tacky. The most boring kidnapping I have ever experienced," Dabi gave the boy a 'wtf' look, "Then me and the burnt boy over here had a little talk. I told him to consider joining our little redemption program. He didn't give me an answer until he protected me from his comrades."

"Ok. Normal so far," Dabi's 'wtf' look turned to Aizawa. How is that fucking normal!? "Now, what did you do to the villain you faced?"

"I threw blood into his mouth. This gave me a small window into his DNA. I changed his quirk! He no longer has the ability to steal quirks, and I took away most of the quirks he had gained in the past 200 years."

"Most?"

"Well, he had a quirk that let him live forever. Considering the fact that he is over 200 years old, I don't want to find out what happens when I take that away. Now he is a normal man of 232 years old with an aging quirk," That damn grin was back. Aizawa needed coffee.

Then the door burst open. There was the deja vu again. Inko, Chizome, Tomura, Katsuki, and Hitoshi were standing in the doorway. The pomeranian looked ready to murder somebody. He walked over and punched the greenette in the face. Izuku was unfazed, but Dabi was ready to throw hands. The burnt boy lit himself on fire. The pomeranian reacted with an explosion. Izuku resolved everything by slapping the two boys in the head. Aizawa needed coffee.