Goring VS Fegelein

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(previously: Hitler ordered Gunsche to eat Goring!)

Inside the Goring prison:

Goring: Uuuuu uuuu ammmm (trying to say something.

Gunsche: Open his throat guard.

Throat guard opened

Goring: Gunsche, help me. I have not eaten anything in day. I am really hungry.

Gunsche: It's the order of fuhrer to release you but under one condition.

Goring: Yes?

Gunsche: You will have to eat Fegelein.

Goring: Got it.

Gunsche: Release him.

Goring went to Fegelein.

Goring: This is hungry Goring reporting.

Fegelein (half asleep on his bed): What happened?

Goring: Prepared yourself. Hitler has ordered me to eat you.

Fegelein: Go away. I am tired.

Gunsche: Bring him.

Few soldiers dragged him and took him away.

Fegelein: Let me go LET ME GOOOOO! I want to sleep!!!

*Timeskip*

Hitler: Ah, Mohnky. Report on Fegelein?

Mohnky: My Fuhrer, reports says Goring ate Fegelein and he is nowhere to be found.

(Goring and Gunsche put their head down)

Hitler: Ha ha ha Ha ha ha Ha ha ha. That stupid is finally dead for good. He is dead, Fegelein! Fegelein Fegelein Fegelein!!!

Suddenly the gate opened and Fegelein walks in casually.

Dolfy: Noooooooooooooo

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