Robin my love

Evil Russians

After a while I was sick of samples and Robin looked sick of life. And what a joyous surprise when the little gir who loved free samples came in ringing the bell while staring robin in the eyes.
"No samples today," Robin said blankly.
"Um excuse me and why is that?" The girl said in a sassy tone.
"Because were out of sampling spoons," Robin smirked. It was true I'd had so may samples today that I was now laying in a pile of them once again clutching my stomach from eating to much ice cream.
"Oh come on don't you have more in the back," The girl said purposely cracking her voice.
"Hm you know what maybe you're right," Robin signaled me to follow her into the back.

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"Okay Steve baby sitting times over yo need to get in the and sling some- What the hell my board!" Robin shouted. The two boys heads shot up as Dustin hid something behind his back. "That was important data shit birds!" I giggled at the sound of my favorite swear. Im not sure why but 'Shit birds' just had a nice ring to it.
"I guarantee wha we're doing is way more important than Steve's cool points," Dustin responded.
"Oh yeah?" Robin questioned, leaning back on the counter and crossing her arms. "And how do you know these Russians are up to no good anyways?"
"Dude how does she know about the Russians?" Steve whisper yelled.
"I dont know I didn't tell her did you?" Dustin shot back
"No! Of course I didn't-"
"Hello we can hear you," Robin stated stopping the twos bickering. "Actually We've can hear everything you're saying you two ar both extremely loud. You think there are evil Russians plotting against our country but you have evidence on tape! Only you haven't bee able to translate a single word because you didn't realize that the Russian language uses a completely different alphabet then ours. Sound about right?" With that robin snatched the tape from Dustin only to have it snatched back but Steve.
"Woah woah woah what do you think you're doing," Steve questioned.
"I wanna hear it," she shrugged. "Im fluent in 4 languages you know!" Robin proudly stated.
"Russia?" Dustin asked hopefully.
"Ou-yay are-yay umb-day," She smirked. I wasn't sure what she said but I know it sounded nothing like the tape the bows had bee playing over and over. None the less Steve ad dustin were idiots and thought it was Russian.
"That was pig Latin dingus." Robin smirked again.
"But I've been in band for a long ass time and Teaghan picks up on stuff pretty quickly, have you noticed how well here English is now compared to yesterday. Our ears are like little geniuses." Robin raised her eyebrows. "Look, I dont even want credit and I don't think T does either you guys can take it all for yourselves be true American hero's or what ever, im jus boreddd. Now it my turn to translate ad yours to sling ice cream!" Robin said a bit of a pouty tone.
Steve gave in and let us listen while he went out to deal with the sassy samples girl.

It wasn't long before me and robin figured out the first sentence. I opened the sliding window to tell Steve.
"We have our first sentence! The week is long," I said trying to imitate the Russian mans accent.
"Thrilling," Steve said unenthusiasticly.
"I know but progress!" Robin said closing the window.

Eventually me and Robin had cracked the code with a bit of Dustin's assistance. The week is long The silver cat feeds when blue meet yellow in the west. It didn't really make sense but I was still proud of our work. It was getting quite late and we had to get out of the mall before we were locked in for the night. As the five of us walked we discussed what we think the code could really mean. Robin and Dustin were deep in thought when I noticed Steve fumbling around by a tiny metal horse.
"Uh Robin what's Steve doing?" I asked.
"Little Stevie what's going on?" She shouted.
"I uh- Quarter do you have a quarter?" He shouted back.
"Are you sure you're tall enough for that ride," Robin joked.
"Quarter!" Steve shouted, so Robin dug in her pocket and flicked a quarter to Steve. Steve put it in the machine but just sat there staring at it.
"Need help getting up little Stevie?" Steve shushed Robin. But Dustin caught on to Steve.
"Holy shit the music!" Dustin yelled. He dug the tape out of his backpack and clicked play matching the same song with the horse.
"The code didn't come from Russia, it came from here." Steve said looking up at the three of us.
"Holy shit."

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Robins holy shit count- 10