Levi x Reader [ oneshots ]

#Author things

100 author facts

I got tagged by the kouhai-senpai-imouto-//slapped

Okay, long story short, she's BelladonnaVonChrist and this is a 100 things about myself☺️

AND AND 'PAST TENSE' MADE IT TO 109 OMFG IM SO HAPPY I ALMOST DROPPED MY BELOVED ICE CREAM🍦

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1. I go weak in the knees for super villains//sigh//whisper "Loki, my love💚"

2. I don't like to take selfies, but at the same time I do...#CONFLICT

3. I'm a sensitive person but I'm so use to hiding it and keeping it all in to myself, it seems more like I'm the type who doesn't care. Oh, but I do. (Sheldon voice)

4. I'm 17 👌but I'm so childish I wonder if I'm even qualified to be one 😂

5. I crave sleep.

6. I can't stand insects and bugs and all that shit. No. Just...having a cockroach that flies is horrendous enough but a large hairy overgrown mutated spider that was made into a movie? Go fuck yourselves. (Sorry but I'm really so Petra-//slapped. I mean I'm really so afraid of them I can't even move. Yup. PETRAFIED AHAHAHHA//smashed up against a tree)

7. I can't live without my concealer and this is due to a very problematic insecurity issue. I don't even like show my horrible face to my own damn family without being like Dracula under the sun.

8. I like to collect things LOL #hoarderinthemaking

9. I'm a Malaysian born Chinese☺️✌️

10. I have bad teeth, but braces is helping 👌👌

11. Idk how and why but I've seem to be obsessed with these // tbh and it's starting to ruin my speech//slapped <--SEE ITS LIKE A HABIT

12. I have a huuuuuge thing for Russian and British accents, you know?

13. I don't like exercising.

14. I have megane😂 #meganejoshi

15. I'm sometimes confident in my appearance but all the time I'm insecure except when my inner secret silent narcissist comes out when I look in the mirror or a picture of myself for too long😅

16. I've never dated before #nogame

17. I love to read angst but at the same time I wish I don't because my heart is breaking but I can feel again but my tears//slapped

18. 我的华语很差但是我还会用基本的华语。("My mandarin is shit but I can still use the basics." I TOOK LIKE 10 MINUTES TO TYPE THAT HAHAHAHHA//slapped. #disgrace)

18. I absolutely love fictional heroes💙
Even more obsessed with the people who play them though.

19. Reading comments on my work makes me smile like an idiot😂

20. I hate my skin. It gets horrible zits and whenever it's almost over NEW ONES COME OUT AND I JUST SIT IN FRONT OF THE MIRROR AND DIE INSIDE. ☺️🔫

21. TAKOYAKI IS LOVE💙

22. I fucking love Sheldon😂👌

23. I avoid fights with people like how I avoid pumpkins. I avoid pumpkins a lot 😂

24. One of my bestest friend ever in the whole fucking universe has changed my views on barbecue. I hate it even more now😂

25. I find raw meat more delectable looking than cooked meat. #Ineedhelp