I Have The Power Of God And Anime On My Side!

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Swearing warning just gotta add this in case someone gets mad and yells at me in the comments.

Aurora's POV

Hehe these people are funny.  I quickly shift into my fighting outfit plus my hooded cape. Now where the actual heck is Spidey? He said to meet him here.... Ah yes there he is!

"Hey Hurricane! Can I ask you a question?" He greets me in his overly optimistic way. I swear, I want whatever he is taking that makes him so happy.

"Well you just did. But you can ask another question." I sassily reply.

He looks sad and then asks: "Are you called Hurricane because you know someone called Katerina? Like Hurricane Katerina?" he asks as a joke. Without missing a beat I say: MORE LIKE HURRICANE TORTILLA!! He starts to laugh really hard at that.

"Merry Chrysler!" he wheezes out, unable to speak because of the fact that he's laughing so hard.  

We both laugh really hard at that and almost fall over. We stop laughing and just in time too. A couple of the Avengers land behind us. We spin around and yell 'GODDAMNIT GUYS! BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH THE WEAPONS??' And laugh hysterically. 

"Hey Hurricane! I bought shoes from a drug dealer! I don't know what he LACED it with but I've been TRIPPING ALL DAY!" Spidey jokes. By now I'm laughing so hard I'm crying.  We yell in unison "ITS VINE TIME BOIS!" and do the Boi hands. 

PETER'S POV

Ahahahaha this is the best damn thing ever! Fighting the avengers AND vining like there's no tomorrow? Slaying! Hurricane stops, seriously and yells "BITCHES! DON'T MESS WITH US! WE HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON OUR SIDE!" 

I narrowly miss getting shot by a repulsor blast shot by Iron Man. 

Aurora's POV

So SHIELD decided to try to intimidate us. Yeah nah. Not happening today. Looks like the Pirate man sent Tin Can Man, Frisbee Grandpa, BalletSpiderWoman, Pidgeon and Scarlet Bitch. Pfft not scared. I glance at Spidey and transmit (using telepathy): Boi its time to vine like our lives depend on it.  He nods and the fight starts. 


Wanda's POV

I'm still IRATE at that bitch, trying to kill my brother like that! GRRR!


Steve's POV

I'm still mad that caught my shield! I throw it at her, trying to catch her by surprise but she catches it without even turning around! What the heck? 


Aurora's POV

I hear a woosh of metal and stick my metal hand out. I catch it and smirk.

"No. Fucking. WAY! You just caught Captain America's shield!" Spidey breathes, amazed.

A vine pops into my head. "THIS BITCH EMPTY! YEEET!!!" I yell throwing the FrisbeeGrandpa's shield back at him. It hits him in the back and he falls. 

Peter's POV 

No WAY! 

"HEY HURRICANE! THAT WAS LEGITNESS!" I yell over to her. She gives me a thumbs up and her hands glow with a green energy.

Aurora's POV

Well, seeing as I'm fighting and vining, might as well utilise my Chlorokinesis. (The control or manipulation of plants.) I wrap vines around my hands and use them to tie the Avengers up. Spidey webs the vines, just to make it extra strong. We mock salute them and run away into the night.


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