Aurora Iden has... problems. Sold to HYDRA as a child she has a lot of childhood trauma. Being deaf also doesn't help. And when a mission gone wrong puts her on SHIELD's radar, she's in a bit of a situation. (this is an AU where noone died in endgam...
swearing. and my Australian knowledge of things so... yeah
CLINT'S POV
"HOW THE HELL DID YOU FALL THROUGH THE CEILING?" I scream in horror. She rolls her eyes at me and replies: "Phasing, dumbass." rolling her eyes. I swear, she matches Tony in terms of sass.
She yeets a pillow at me and the pillow fort begins construction. After an hour, this is the final product. Its amazing, I know.
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Aurora runs off and comes back with an UNGODLY amount of candy, chips (crisps), sharpies (permanent markers) and GLITTER!!!
"Why the- where the-how the.." I stutter.
"Oh the glitter? Arts and crafts store. Sharpies? Also, arts and crafts store." She matter of factly answered, like its the most obvious thing ever.
"Pranks. Food. DUH!" She says, like its the most fucking obvious thing ever.
Ok. This could work.
AURORA'S POV
Damn that got HAWKWARD!! Lmao I tell such funny jokes. The rest of the avengers wander downstairs and notice the beautiful pillow fort that Clint and I had built. They also notice the permanent markers and the smirk on our faces. They all gulp in fear. Excluding Nat. I know she's scary but still, pranking her would be amazing. "So what movie can we watch?" Wanda asks.
"The fucks a movie? I legit know what none of these things are so..." I awkwardly trail off. Everyone stares at me in shock and I roll my eyes.
"LANGUAGE!" Cap'n crunch says. By now, everyone rolls their eyes at him.
"Stop Captain PSA videos." I mutter, loud enough for him to hear it, but quiet enough for no-one else to. He turns red and I smirk.
"WE'RE WATCHING ENCANTO!!!!" Thor yells with a goofy grin on his face.
"Isn't that the one with Isabela the Chlorokinetic?" I ask.
"Uh yeah. Wait, can't you do that?" Sam asks.
I nod, unsure of where this is going. "THEN WE ARE WATCHING ENCANTO!!!" He shrieks. I shrug my shoulders and everyone scuttles around, getting snacks. I came prepared, and have POPCORN! And CHOCOLATE! I end up sharing with Clint and Loki, the total mood boys. Except, Loki's slightly Emo. 🥀⛓🖤. It's funny though.
"Hey! We should prank everyone! How awesome would that be?" Loki whispers. "Aw yeah! I have glitter and sharpies, we can draw on their faces!" I whisper back.
"STOP WHISPERING WE DON'T TALK ABOUT BRUNO'S COMING ON!" Pietro yells.
By now, everyone's singing:
"SEVEN FOOT FRAME, RATS ALONG HIS BACK, WHEN HE CALLS YOUR NAME IT ALL FADES TO BLACK YEAH HE SEES YOUR DREAMS AND FEASTS ON YOUR SCREAMS!"
The movie finishes and everyone's asleep. Except the prank squad.
"Loki! Grab a pen, we shall write on everyone's face!" I whisper.
On Nat's face Clint writes: Spider Queen.
Loki writes Brooklyn Hottie on Steve's face, causing Clint and I to almost break a rib laughing.
On Thor's face I write, Thoreal, because Hemsworth it. Its a meme I saw. :)
We draw a pigeon on Sam's face, an ant on Scott's face. I redesign Pietro's face to be the roadrunner and his sister Wile. E. Coyote.
Loki writes: IRON MAN SUCKS! On Tony's face and Emo boy on Bucky's face. We draw a moustache on Bruce's face, hoping he doesn't Hulk out. "Shit! We're gonna have to write on each others face now!" I whisper.
Clint writes Greasy Hair on Loki's face, much to his displeasure, I write King Of Birbs on Clint's face and Loki writes Metal Arm The Second on mine. We fall asleep and wait for the morning to arrive.
🔥✨TIMESKIP TO THE MORNING BOUGHT TO YOU BY ODIN'S TRASH DAD SKILLS. :/🔥✨
Pepper's POV
I had heard that the Avenger's had recruited a 12 year old, but I slightly don't believe it.
"Hey FRI, where is everyone?" I ask.
"BossBitch, they are all in the main living room, they had a sleepover." Friday replies. Alrighty then.
"FRI, can you take me there?"
"On it Ms Potts!"
I get to the living room and see the whole room is a giant pillow fort. Amazing I guess. I snicker at the writing and drawings on everyone's faces and it wakes Nat up. Ah shit.
"Pep, what's so.... Those bitches" Nat trails off. She stares at her reflection in the mirror and looks at the trickster trio. Oh no
"CLINT! LOKI! AURORA! WAKE UP!!!" Nat yells.
The three tricksters wake up and all have matching devious grins on their faces.
"um, ya got something on your face, Nat." She smirks.
Everyone else wakes up and notices the graffiti.
"You three have ten seconds to run. GO!" Tony yells. Aurora's off like a shot, Clint jumps into the vents and Loki teleports somewhere.
