Hanging With The Homies.

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Swearing. (Also, this is the next day, which is Saturday!)

Peter's POV
Thank goodness Aunt May let me stay for the weekend.

It's insanely hot. Like, Australian summer hot.

I shuffle downstairs, it's so freaking hot!

*SPLASH*

That-that felt quite nice, actually.

I look around and see Rory and Mr Barton warring.

Mr Barton has a water pistol and Rory has water circling around her hands, which are in a defensive position.

"I WON'T HESTITATE BITCH!" She yells.

"Neither will I!" Hawkeye yells, shooting water.

"STOP! DO THIS IN THE TRAINING ROOM YOU IDIOTS!" Ms Nat yells.

"Yes Natasha." The two of them mumble.

I wanna see this go down so I follow them. Bad idea, but oh well.

"BORK BORK BORK BORK!" Luna tackles me out of nowhere.

"Jeez, stop! You are doing me a frighten!" I squeal.

"Ah yes. An attack doggo." Mr Barnes appears from the shadows and Luna barks happily.

I back away nervously.

Aurora's  POV

*SPRRIT OF WATER GUN*

"WHAT thE FUck?" I sit bolt upright and glare at my assailant.

 Water and electricity swirl around my hands as the Birdbrain Supreme flinches.

"I WON'T HESTITATE BITCH!" And hesitate, I didn't.

I speed down to the training room and it's pitch black.

"STOP! IF YOU TWO IDIOTS DON'T QUIT IT WE AREN'T GOING TO THE BEACH TODAY!" Nat yells.

"Beach?" Clint asks, jumping down. 

*SPLASH*

Oh yeah. 

He does the slow head turn thing ooh damn this was...not a good idea.

"If you two do that again, I won't hesitate to poison the pair of you." Nat snarls.

"Yes Ma'am!" Clint and I mumble.

"Now, get your shit together, we leave at 9am." I hate sand.

"I SAID GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER GO GET READY WE WILL NOT WAIT." OK OK OK! 

Nat storms out, smiling.

Suddenly I feel utter terror.

"I named an Ekans in Pokemon Go Eskanesance." Clint randomly says.

"Weird flex but ok, now I'm gonna do that." I mumble.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Oh dear.

I speed upstairs to see some guy being barked by Luna.

"Get your fucking dog bitch!" He squeals.

"She don't bite." Vine.

"YES IT DO GET YOUR DOG!" Tony walks in with his gauntlet risen and looking like just rolled out of bed.

"It's to early and to late for this BS get out." He snarls, charging his laser.

(If you understand that reference, you get respect. Look up GGSP episodes.)

The government guy leaves and Luna won't stop barking.

Tony goes over to her and crouches down in front of her.

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