Swearing, Minecraft logic breaking, depressing shit.
Aurora's POV
"Hey Pete. If the Minecraft world is infinite, how does the sun go around it?" I ask.
"..... wHAT? I-I never thought of that." He stutters.
Good. I shall destroy everybody's logic! NYEH HEH HEH HEH!
"Hey Shuri, Dripstone is just stone with the drip."
"........ STAHP I WILL ACTUALLY DROP MY CROSSIANT!"
I run off laughing like a maniac. Oh wait, I am mentally unstable so.... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Shuri's POV
I never thought about it like that.
"Pete! Did you show her logic breaking Minecraft facts?" I scream, about to kill someone.
"Oh no." He has been... attacked.
"There's no reason why mining in the day is more dangerous than mining at night" Aurora whispers.
"Bitch!"
"I have more! An iron axe, can cut down 250 logs before it breaks. But a potato you mine the equivalent of Wakanda and still eat the potato."
Aurora's POV
When Cam showed, I was gonna kill him, but ehehe, the chaos I can cause.
"C'mon, lets piss the adults off!"
"Don't use it against us." Shuri hoarsely whispers.
I nod.
I won't. Unless I have too.
"Ooh, here I'll lend you a gun so we can look scarier!"
They nod and I toss the pair of them an empty handgun.
I start laughing hysterically and the looks I'm getting.
"What is so funny?"
"Stonkhenge!"
*Cue manic laughter*
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"Bro, Mike Wahousekey!" Pete laughs.
I can't breathe.
We shove the door open, guns up.
"Are you ready to have a bad time?" I ask ominously.
"Um WHAT THE FUCK?" Tony yells.
"LAnguage!"
"Minecraft player: Eats cookies. Strong enough to wear of 8 metric tons of Netherite." I start off.
"Me in Minecraft. Falls 6 blocks, equivalent to 6 meters gets hurt. Jumps from 200 meters into water, bro fine." Pete continues.
"You can hold lava but get burnt when you get tossed in. Thank you for listening to our Ted Talk." Shuri finishes. We bow and moonwalk out.
"Where did you get handguns from?" Nat yells.
We ignore that and return to the lab.
Hol' up. What is that?
"When did you guys get food?" I ask, fuck I'm supposed to be an assassin and notice this shit.
"Before. Want some?" Shuri nudges me with the box of what I assume is pizza.
We eat in silence. The good kind. Not the 'Jeez, why the fuck won't anyone say anything' silence.
*RereRRERERere*
My phone has the weirdest ringtones ever.
"Sup?"
"Rory who's calling?" Pete asks.
I cover the phone and reply.
"Little brother. Shall I introduce you guys?" I whisper.
They nod.
"K Ro, I'm gonna facetime."
"HI RORY! HI RORY'S FRIENDS!" I flinch at the sound.
"Hey Rowan. This is Peter and Shuri"
"Peter, your crush?"
I glare at the screen.
"I will fucking kill you." I growl.
"LANGUAGE! HOW MANY TIMES!" Steve yells.
"Hi Rowan, nice too meet you!" Shuri smiles.
Honestly I woulda thought bestie would go off her head but she's cool about it.
Peter smirks at my brother and wow, they are legit the same people. Same personality it's creepy.
"Hi. Nice to meet ya!" This could've been so awkward but it wasn't.
"Rowan, who are you talking to?" Ugh. My mom.
"Is that your mom?" Shuri whispers. I nod and grimace.
"Sorry, Rory can I call you back? Mom needs me for something." Rowan looks sorry and I nod.
"Cool, talk soon?" He nods and I hang up.
"So when were you gonna tell us you had a brother?" Shuri asks.
"Um I don't know. Some time in the future?" I joke.
* annoyed glares*
"So what's the deal with your parents?" Pete asks.
"It's complicated. Basically, I don't want to speak to them but I enjoy my brother's company so I have to." I reply.
"Oof."
Oof indeed. Oof indeed.
Bucky walks in and he's smiling?
"Rory. Steve and I need to speak to you." Well shit. I nod, this cannot end well.
I follow him to where Steve is and he is holding a drug dealer envelope.
"Why do you have a drug dealer envelope Steve?"
"Wha? It's not a- never mind. Open it." Steve says.
I carefully tear it open. Boy howdy I am not prepared for what is inside.
"Certificate of adoption? Oh my god NO WAY!" I whisper.
"Yeah." I don't even register what Steve is saying anymore. This is real. I've actually been adopted.
"Thank you so much!" I don't wanna talk loud because I'm honestly about to cry.
The door opens and Tony stands there smiling.
"You had something to do with this." I say, not accusingly but shocked.
He shrugs.
"Not saying anything"
"I'm gonna leave you guys to figure it out. Bye!" Classic Tony.
"I still remember the day you left. And what you said." I suddenly say.
Bucky sighs.
"I shouldn't have left a 6 year old alone in a terrorist organisation. I'm sorry." He whispers, voice breaking.
"It's not your fault. Never was. Never will be." Steve and I say in unison.
"God you two are already talking In unison." He sighs.
I now have two dads. Let's go.
"Now Rory. Bed." Ugh really Steve?
I sigh and teleport to my room. I get there and place my certificate on my desk. Hopefully no nightmares tonight.
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Broken And Scarred
FanfictionAurora Iden has... problems. Sold to HYDRA as a child she has a lot of childhood trauma. Being deaf also doesn't help. And when a mission gone wrong puts her on SHIELD's radar, she's in a bit of a situation. (this is an AU where noone died in endgam...
