Broken And Scarred

When Will You Learn?

Real quick A/N. 100 chapters? How? Person reading this, thank you. Stop. Breathe. Have a drink of water/juice/whatever. Eat something.  You've made it this far. You've tolerated my random as hell story that I don't know how to end. You've tolerated your phone/Ipad/tablet/laptop buzzing at who knows what time in the morning because I have no concept of time or sleep. Thank you. 2.9K reads. Over 200 votes. Hell, I was shocked to get over 100 reads or 10 votes. And... now I'm rambling. Yeah yeah, I'll get on with it.

Swearing,

Nat's POV 

I hear clattering in the vents and a muttered curse.

"Language!" Jeez, I've spent too much time around Steve.

"Oh no, it appears I have hit my head on this metal item known as a vent cover. This action hurt, therefore I am expressing my pain through words. These words happened to be profanity, which I am not known for." The person replies, sarcastically.

"Umm what?"

"wELL WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!" 

Well, that was.... unexpected.

"What is going on?" Wanda asks, holding a bag of chips. (Crisps)

"I have no idea, I don't pay attention to what these idiots argue about." I shrug.

Wanda's POV
I sit there, not paying attention.

"Let's hope this doesn't start another civil war." Nat mutters.

"Preach it."

The yelling stops, and Sharon storms out. "Ugh, you all are so idiotic!" She yells angrily. 

Yeah, and we occasionally save the world. All you do is annoy everyone and hit on Steve, even though Steve doesn't like her that way! How he tolerates her bitchiness, I'd love too know.

Where is my brother? He ran off a while ago and I wanna annoy him.

"Friday, where is Pietro?" 

"Little Red Witch, Speed Demon is in the library with Reindeer Games, Flightless Bird,  Spiderling and Mini Soldier." What the hell? Pietro in a library? Being... quiet?

The doors slightly open and I hear voices inside.

"You can't always control who comes into your life, but you can control which window you throw them out of." Ok, that's my brother. 
"Oh hey Wanda!" Pete calls.

"What are you doing?" 

"Um, suggesting ways of telling someone that you don't like them." Loki replies with 2 books floating around him.

"Ooh! I have one! I don't hate you, I'm just not overly thrilled about your existence!" Aurora says.

"Who are these directed at?"

"Um, anyone we don't like." Pete informs.

"Is eating a clock... time consuming?" Clint asks, grinning.

"Yes, it is." Friday? What the-

"Dear haters, I couldn't help but notice that 'Awesome' ends with 'me' and 'Ugly' starts with 'U'" Tony walks in.

"Hi Mr Stark!" 

"Before you judge someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you judge them, your a mile away and you have their shoes!" Loki randomly says.

I have one!

"Some people need a high five. In the face. With a chair" 
*Nodding in agreement*

"Right, you three, bed." Tony says, pointing at Pete, Rory and myself.

"I'm 16! Do I have too?" 

"Yes. Now, go to bed or I'll get Nat." Oh hell no.

I run off, not wanting to incur the wrath of the Black Widow.

Aurora's POV

I run off, not wanting to annoy Nat.

"Night Pete!" 
"Night Rory!" 

I'm so freaking tired, I pass out  with my shoes on.

✨TiMeSkIp is here.✨

I wake up and look at the clock.

Really? The one night I don't have nightmares, I wake up at an unholy time.

4:00am. 

I mean, meh, I usually don't sleep.

*bzzzz*

Who the fuck is calling me at... 4:03 am?

I pick up and I'm ready to yell at whoever the FUCK is callin- Rowan?

"Rowan, why the f u c k are you calling me at.... 4:07am?" I snarl.

"Umm, because ... I'm bored." Eh, fair enough.

"Play a game, read or GO THE FUCK BACK TO SLEEP! It's a beautiful day outside anyway. Birds are singing, flowers are blooming, and on days like these, kids like you, SHOULD BE ASLEEP! IT'S 4:10 AM AND ON A WEEKEND! Geez Ro, your gonna have a hard time coping with living!" I lecture, feeling very hypocritical.

"Do you sleep? No. HYPOCRISY!" BRUH.

"Fine. After I hang up, you go the fuck back to sleep." 

He sighs, nods and waves.

"Bye!" 

"Bye Tree!" 

And then I hang up.  I could go back to sleep, nah.

*When will you learn?* 

Holy shit! W h a t w a s t h a t?