!Orphaned! please don't call me mother // Technoblade

¹³Home

You aren't moving, but it still feels like you are, your body moves up and down and the sound of heavy footsteps can be heard, you sometimes feel yourself slipping off of something but a swift motion secures you back into place

You feel warm but the top of your head feels cold, as you try to open your eyes you see yourself approaching several lights

"Hmm, you up kid?"
A deep voice says, the noise causes your head to vibrate a bit, you can't muster anything to come out of your mouth so you slowly nod

The owner of the voice then lets out a small chuckle
"When you're more awake I'll make you walk by yourself"

'No let me sleep a bit more'
Despite your thoughts you open your eyes wider to see whats happening

'Oh'

Techno let's you down slowly onto the snow and wraps his cape around you, after that he goes to knock on the door

'We're home'

The door opens and Phil welcomes you both in, as you enter the warmth of his home you see a shocked expression on his face, but it quickly disappears and gets replaced with a warm comforting smile

"Welcome home y/n, Techno,"
Techno sits on a chair and lets out an exhausted sigh

"We're home"
Phil nods and goes to a different room to get something, when he came back he threw some bandages and towels at Techno

"Heh- bruUuuuUuuh Phil"

"Don't sit on the furniture while you're all muddy and bloody Techno, tch go bath"

"Fine fine"
You giggle while Techno goes to the washroom

"don't think you're off the hook too y/n! You both made my poor clean floors so dirty, you'll get in that bath right after him"
Phil says strictly, you nod meekly and go to get a towel, Phil just laughs and drops the strict parent act

He takes Techno's cape off of you and folds it neatly and helps you get out of your armor
"You can handle everything else yourself right y/n?"

You nod and go to wait beside the washroom for Techno to get out, Once he does get out you go to clean yourself
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"Gweah gm dwon"
'Phil im done'
You call out as you towel your hair, you're still in a towel since you didn't have any other clothes, the only ones you had are all muddy now

'I'll just ask for some extra clothes'

While you walk around the house you see no sight of the two but when you step into the living room there were clothes waiting on the coffee table, you smile then put them on

'I'll have to thank Phil'

(Its okay if you imagine y/n differently, im just showing the fit they have)

The shorts were the only thing that fit, and the shirt was still over-sized, its white but a red stripe laid on the top, the design stood out to you, there aren't much colorful clothes since dye is expensive and troublesome to make

'Now, where did they go'

Walking around a bit more you hear a short yelp coming from one of the rooms, you haven't fully explored this house yet so you have no idea whats behind the door

"AEH-"
'Techno!?'

You open the door frantically, the noise sounded like he was in pain-

'Ah'

You watch as Techno complains while Phil prepares to stitch him up, you're relieved he isn't getting attacked but also sad that you didn't notice his injury until now

'It looks deep too'

A slash on his side near the stomach, it's still bleeding

"Come and lend a hand y/n"
Phil says calmly

You move over and hold things Phil hands you, Phil slowly stitched the wound up and applied a gel over it when he was finished

After you helped bandage it up with gauze he hands a scarf to Techno

"Keep it warm and it'll heal faster"

"Remind me why we can't just use a health potion"
Techno sighs while he wraps the scarf over his belly

"Techno you know Health potions are a last resort, if you heal the wrong way, or if an extra bone grows you'll be in even more danger"

Your only face grows even more upset
'And he had to carry me while he had such a huge wound'

Techno looks to you, he reaches over and pats your head

"Don't worry y/n, I'll survive, I'll recover in no time and then we can go kill a dragon"
He smiles and you smile back

"Though don't get ahead of yourself mate, I'm grounding you for two days"

"Heh-!?"
You giggle a bit but then Phil turns to you

"And as for you, drink your medicine and stop using your voice so much, I heard it all from Landi"

"Yes sir"
"Gwes.."

Phil laughs and pats both of your heads

"Now head of to bed early my children, today must've been tiring"

You both nod, and head off to sleep

Tomorrow will be a little less intense it seems

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(A/N)
Drink some water and take care of yourself too, or else Phil will come for you

#1 shampoo
y/n: 'what is a shampoo?'
y/n: 'Phil told me to use this on my hair'

~later~

y/n: 'woah, my hair feels so silky'
Techno: ... you used up all my conditioner