Genshin Scenarios & Oneshots, etc

Incorrect Quotes||Albedo

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Diluc: This is a safe place, there are no stupid questions. Ask me anything

Y/n: Do you think Albedo likes me?

Diluc: I spoke to soon-

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Y/n: You can say "Have a nice day!" without a problem.

Y/n: But you can't say "enjoy the next 24 hours!" without sounding threatening.

Albedo: How did you get in my house-

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Albedo: Remember when Y/n made that romantic dinner for me <3

Sucrose: She microwaved pizza-

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*After watching Mulan*

Y/n: Do you know what the lesson is?

Albedo: Don't get married, go to war.

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Keaya: What did you all do during your break?

Albedo: Y/n

Albedo: I'm sorry lets pretend that didn't happen, ask us again.

Kaeya: What did you do during your break?

Albedo: I slept

Y/n: With me

Albedo: This bitch wasn't supposed to know-

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Y/n: I hate those romcoms when the person likes the other and NEVER does anything about it! Like bro, MAKE A MOVE! DO SOMETHING!!

Albedo who is secretly in love with Y/n: ha ha ha...R-Right!

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Y/n: Hey Albedo,  i'm making french toast sticks in the oven. I'm gonna take a quick nap wake me up in 5 minutes so I can flip them over.

Albedo: Honey, its been 5 minutes

Y/n: zzzzzzzzzzzzz

Albedo: Y/N YOUR FRENCH TOAST STICKS-

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Y/n: Albedo kiss marry kill

Y/n: Sucrose, Kaeya, and Timaeus

Albedo: Hmm... Kill Kaeya, Kiss Y/n, and Marry Y/n.

Y/n: But I wasn't one of the options-

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Albedo: Are you from Tennessee?

Y/n: Oh my god-

Albedo: CAUSE YOUR THE ONLY TEN I SEE-

Y/n: ALBEDO WE'RE FROM TEYVAT-

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Kaeya: *Grinning* Ok, This next competition is to run around the world. Whoever returns first wins!

Sucrose: *Begins world tour*

Albedo: *Circles around Y/n*

Kaeya: ...

Y/n: O///O

Albedo: What? Y/n's my whole world <3

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Kaeya: Ok, I dare Albedo to kiss the next person who walks in the room >:)

Albedo: That's ridiculous-

Y/n: *Walks in the room*

Albedo: I guess i'll do it, rules are rules-

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Y/n *drunk*: I really wanna kiss you right now~

Albedo: whats stopping you ;)

Y/n:

Albedo: Y/n?

Y/n *sniffling*: I have tiny legs-

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Albedo: Be careful with those onions, they'll hurt you.

Y/n: Not if I hurt them first >:)

Y/n: *Violently stabs onion*

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Albedo: *Lying on the floor* I miss Y/n...

Kaeya: He's been gone for like 5 minutes-

Albedo: *Sniffs* I miss Y/n...

Kaeya: He's gone to the fucking store-

Albedo: *Full on sobbing* I miss Y/nnnnnn!

Y/n: *Walks through the door* I'm hooome!

Albedo: I-I didn't even notice you were gone-

Kaeya: Wtf-

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Albedo: *Smiling* You're the love of my life and i'm yours <3

Y/n: *Smiling* True...<3