!!CURSE WARNING!!
Y/n: If the opposite of pro is con
Tighnari: Then the opposite of progress is congress
Y/n: Then the opposite of constitution is-
Tighnari: I'm gonna stop you right there.
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Tighnari: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated!
Y/n: Killed without hesitation
Tighnari: No.
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Y/n: So you lied to me?
Tighnari: W-Well it depends on how you define lying...
Y/n: Ok, I define lying as not telling the truth. How do you define it?
Tighnari: ....
Tighnari: Um... Reclining your body in a horizontal position..?
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Y/n: So you locked him up?
Guard: You weren't there, you didn't hear what he said to me.
Y/n: What did he say to you?
Guard: "BuT wHat ArE tHeY gOiNg To Do? LoCk mE uP?! I dArE ThEm!"
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Y/n: Do you think when butterflies are in love, they feel humans in their stomach?
Tighnari: Y/n. Honey. Darling. Love of my life. WHAT THE FUCK?!
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Akademia: You should get the orange soda its aMaZiNg
Tighnari: Ok.
Waiter: Ok what drinks would you like to order?
Akademia: I'll take the orange soda
Tighnari: I'll have the strawberry soda
Akademia:
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Tighnari rolling down the car window: What seems to be the problem officer?
Cop: Get THE FUCK out my car
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Tighnari: I made tea
Y/n: Oh no thanks I don't want tea
Tighnari: I didn't make you tea. This is for me.
Y/n: Then why did you tell me?!
Tighnari: It's a conversation starter
Y/n: Well its a horrible conversation starter
Tighnari: Oh is it now? We're conversing. Checkmate.
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Collie: What are you doing?
Tighnari: Helping Y/n look for her box of frosted flaked that I ate an hour ago.
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Y/n: If I was the last person on earth, would you date me?
Tighnari: If you were the last person on earth then I wouldn't exist.
Tighnari: But if that somehow was possible, of course I would date you.
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Collie: Aww how cute! Tighnari came to save his lovebug <3
Y/n: I-I'm not his lovebug!
Tighnari: We'll come back to that later.
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Y/n: You should get a reward for putting up with me...
Tighnari: You are my reward <3
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Y/n: Don't worry I've got a plan
Collie: Ok.
Y/n:Traitor say what
Collie: Excuse me?
Tighnari: What?!
Collie:
Y/n: ....
Tighnari: No wait-
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Y/n: Three words. Say them and I'm your.
Tighnari teasing Y/n: Three words.
Y/n: Wooow...
Tighnari: I'm kidding, I love you.
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Tighnari: Can you keep a secret?
Y/n: Do you know anything about my life?
Tighnari: No...Good point.
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Genshin Scenarios & Oneshots, etc
FanfictionGenshin Impact Scenario-Oneshots-Songflics and Headcannons (cover found on Pinterest, not mine) :3
