will contain cursing
Dehya: What state do you live in?
Al Haithem: Denial
Cyno: Constant anxiety
Y/n: Perfection ;)
Tighnari: Florida
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Al Haithem: Go to hell!
Cyno tearing up: I wish I could-
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Y/n on all fours in the kitchen: Where is the appley juice
Cyno holding up a broom: THE CREATURE IS BACK
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Cyno: Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died-
Y/n: Twelve, actually.
Cyno: Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that?
Y/n: Yours!
Cyno: That's right: no one's.
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Y/n: You saved me. I owe you my life.
Cyno: No thanks. I've seen it and I'm not very impressed.
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Cyno: How many kids do you have?
Y/n: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?
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Cyno: What if the 'g' in 'gif' is silent?
Tighnari: Go the fuck to sleep
Cyno: What gif I don't want to?
Tighnari: Fuck You
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Cyno: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives
Y/n: I wake up at 4:30 AM
Cyno:
Cyno: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives
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Cyno: petition to remove the 'd' from Wednesday
Y/n: Wednesay
Cyno: Not what I had in mind, but I'm flexible
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Y/n: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.
Cyno: Person A, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.
Cyno: My dumbass
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Y/n: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.
Cyno: The cow???
Collie: What?
Tighnari: Cyno, W H Y?
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Y/n: Tell Collie about the birds and the bees.
Cyno: They're disappearing at an alarming rate.
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Al Haithem: How did none of you hear what I just said?
Y/n: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
Lumine: I got distracted about halfway through.
Cyno: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
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Y/n: Why is Cyno so sad?
Collie: They took one of those "Which Character Are You?" quizzes
Y/n: And...?
Collie: They got Al Haithem.
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Cyno: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!
Tighnari: Oh yeah? You're the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD
Cyno: I'm leaving you, and I'M TAKING Y/N WITH ME
Y/n: guys-
Collie, picking up the monopoly board: I think we're gonna stop playing now.
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