(Btw In this Razor's grammar is gonna be normal)
Y/n: I am an expert at identifying birds.
Razor: Okay, what about those ones flying over there?
Y/n: Yeah, they're all birds.
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Razor: *Accidentally eats some really spicy food and his eyes start to water*
Y/n: Razor, Look at me. It's ok, I would die for you. I love you so much. You're the best person I know
Razor: I'm not crying?
Y/n: Shh its ok baby, Y/n is here and I love you with my whole heart.
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Razor: I hate my last name
Y/n: Why?
Razor: Because its not yours :)
Lisa: Your last name L/n-
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Razor: When I die, donate my whole body to science.
Razor: Except for my middle finger.
Razor: Give that to the Abyss Herald.
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Razor: Can I bother you for a second?
Boreas: You're always bothering me, but go ahead.
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Razor: Oh look a mistletoe
Y/n: *Looks up*
Y/n: Razor, that's not a mistletoe
Y/n: *Wakes up at 4am* HE WAS TRYING TO FLIRT WITH ME O///O
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Y/n: Whats worse than heartbreak
Razor: Stepping on a wolves tail and not being able to explain that your sorry
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Razor: I wish we could block people in real life.
Y/n: Restraining order
Lisa: Murder
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Y/n: You bought a taco..?
Razor: Yup.
Y/n: From the same truck that hit Bennett..?
Razor with a mouthful of taco: Well, me starving ain't gonna help.
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Razor: Y/n, I am questioning your sanity
Y/n: I never did, I knew my sanity was missing from the start
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Lisa: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?
Razor: Do you mean literally or figuratively?
Lisa: That fact that I have to specify-
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Bennett: We have to distract them!
Razor: Leave it to me.
Razor: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
Y/n and Fischl: *Immediately start arguing*
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Razor: What do IDK ILY and TTYL mean?
Y/n: I don't know, I love you, Talk to later.
Razor: I love you too, I'll just ask Lisa
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Bennett: Razor and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us
Fischl: * Sighing * What did Razor do?
Bennett: They chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...
Razor: Who wants a steering wheel?
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Razor: *Carrying a bunch of grocery bags*
Y/n: *Offers their hand to help*
Razor: *Moves all the groceries to one hand so he can hold Y/n's*
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Genshin Scenarios & Oneshots, etc
FanficGenshin Impact Scenario-Oneshots-Songflics and Headcannons (cover found on Pinterest, not mine) :3
