Total drama pahkitew island

what have I done?

I stepped onto the blimp, wondering what the heck I'd gotten myself into. Let's see, what crazies have we got this season...

 I sat down, and scoped out the scene. There was a dark haired girl sitting next to a guy with ugly purple hair. "Want some gum?" she offered him. Oh, so she's a 'friendly player' got it.  

"Your offer of simple confectionery will not save you from the PURE EVIL OF ME!!!" the guy with purple hair said. "But yes, thank you" he took a piece and chewed it, before beginning to choke. He spat the gum in his palm "CINNAMON! There is no need for you to be that SPICY!!!". Ok, there's something wrong with him, because spicy stuff is delicious.

"Ok, that guy's a little weird-" an Indian guy said, before turning to a guy in wizard garb, who then said something about warding off evil. "Well there's nothing that can't be made sweeter with a song" a girl that looked like snow white said, before trilling high notes.   

"I love singing as much as the next guy, but please shut it" I muttered. 

 A guy began beatboxing, before saying "Song" . One of the look alike cheerleaders winced "UGH! Switch seats with me NOW!" She commanded her twin. Her sister sighed, before reluctantly switching seats. Oh boy, being pushed around by a sibling, boy do I know what that's like.

"Eek! Giant!" the one now sitting near a dark skinned girl said "Are you and I gonna have a problem?" she asked. From her accent, I could tell she was probably from Australia. "Switch back NOW!" the twin ordered. Her sister sighed again, before switching seats for a second time.

"Chris! Yo Chris!" another guy with ugly hair said "I don't get it, Chris has gotta be here somewhere, anyone seen chris? You seen Chris?" he asked a blonde girl who was filing her nails

 "Stop your fidgeting!" she yelled at him "You scuff my pageant shoes, and I'll toss you out the window! You'll be squished flat in two minutes". Actually no, it would be-        

"Actually, in the first 14 second's he would fall 1,800 feet," A red headed girl said "but then he would reach terminal velocity and drop 176 feet per second so if we're flying at the recommended 32,00 feet, he would hit the ground in-"     

"Three minutes and six seconds" i whispered in time with her.

"Wow, that girl's got some real brains, huh?" a guy in overalls said. I nodded  

"BRAINS? WHO'S BRAINS!? NO ONE IS GETTING MY BRAINS!" the beanie guy yelled, covering his head and starting to freak out. The blimp randomly ran into a storm. "Hang on, this might get hairy," Chef said over the intercom. Everyone began to scream and freak out. The guy in the beanie fell out of his seat. Chris appeared in a flash of lightning "Hello newbies! Ready for some fun?" he asked                                                                                                                        

"Yes!" the princess and chris wannabe both said.

"Huh. a couple of keeners. I'm sure a little pain and starvation will fix that" did he just say, starvation? I knew there'd be pain, but starvation? Really Chris? He started explaining about parachutes. Then the engines exploded. Everyone started screaming,and getting parachutes.I grabbed my backpack, and picked up two parachutes, and weighed them in my hands. 

"If I were you, I'd jump!" The guy in the beanie said. I ignored him.         "Ok, the average weight of a parachute is fourteen kilos" I muttered "So... this one" I tossed one back into the crate and jumped "Please be correct, calculations" I said to no one. I pulled the cord. "Yes! I'm not dead". The princess girl was free falling, so I caught her.