Total drama pahkitew island

I think that was alive

I woke up happy.

Confessional

Sure, Chris woke me up with an airhorn. Sure he tried to turn my dreams into nightmares, but still! Topher's gone! So, woo hoo! Nothing can ruin this day! Well technically night. Unless it's an eating challenge *laughs* But what're the chances of that?

End

"Meeting area! Now!" Chris said over the loudspeaker. We all slowly walked to the meeting area

"What is so important it involves waking us in the middle of the night?" Max asked

"Cognitive function is dependant on REM sleep" Scarlett said. I yawned and pointed at her, indicating that she was correct.

Shawn yawned "Can we go back to bed now?"

"The reason I called you here is because it's time to merge the teams. Consider yourselves merged" Chris said

Oh. I was kinda hoping Max would go home before the teams merge, but eh. I guess it's fine.

"And that couldn't have waited until the morning?" Jasmine asked

"Hey, if you don't want the midnight merger meal then fine, just go back to bed" Chris said

"Cool, see you in the morning" i said turning. Scarlett caught my shoulder and gave me a death glare.

"You've never done anything nice, ever! What gives?" Sky said

"Fine. The lawyers called and said that feeding only one team every couple of days is technically 'Starvation'" Chris admitted. Really, I had no idea.

"So this is a legally inforced team merger celebration dinner".

The curtain behind him dropped and we saw a massive fancy table. We all cheered.

"It was gonna be gormet pizza, bison burgers, and sweet potato fries," Was? "But the silk tablecloth and silver candelabras put us way over budget, so tonight you'll be eating... JUGGY CHUNKS!".

We all gasped in terror.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Sugar cheered happily. This girl is starting to freak me out.

"I've never heard of these 'Juggy chunks'" max said.

"Come one, you know the commercials" Sugar said "They've got that catchy jingle, and it ends with the cartoon horse that says 'I've never won a race, but I'm still delicious, they're gratifying".

I resisted to urge to run to a bush and barf so hard my intestines come up in my throat.

"How does a horse give a thumbs up?" Shawn asked. That's a good point actually. "Cartoon horses always give the thumbs up. Otherwise they get mistaken for real horses"

... ok, what?...

"Save some wonderful truisms for your spin off show Sugar" Chris said. Sugar gasped in shock and excitment "Relax, I'm kidding. Television broadcast standards could never sink that low"

We sat at the fancy table as chef gave us our un-fancy food. "This fabulous dinner will be used as a pre challenge. The first player to finish their cup of juggy chunks will be safe from elimination. All right everyone, grab some chunks. Ready, set enjoy!" Chris said.

"This is repulsive!" Jasmine said. Shawn tried to motivate her, but she ended up yelling at him. Sugar was actually enjoying hers.

Sicko.