Total drama pahkitew island

Talent (Less)

I shut my notebook, satisfied with what I had written.

Confessional

So, I made it all the way to the final four! Yay me! I never thought I'd make it this far, but someone has to win, so it might as well be me! Shawn's sorta athletic, but all I have to do is yell 'Zombie' and he'll be completely done. And Sugar's no match at all! My only real competition is Sky, but I could easily out think her. Then I just need to collect my winnings!

End

I left the treehouse and saw Shawn sleeping on a branch. I smirked, remembering our argument. If he thinks he can beat me, then he doesn't even have anything for 'zombies' to take, or eat or whatever he thinks a zombie would do with his brain.

"Attention punching bags, it's that time again! Final four to the meeting area, pronto!" Chris said over the loudspeaker.

I climbed down the tree and ran to the meeting area. Sky, Sugar and Shawn arrived after. Shawn kept glaring at me, which was incredibly annoying.

"Children of competition, your toughest challenge yet will be in four parts. Head, to head, to head, to head" Chris said

"Head to head? Just call me the winner now!" Sugar bragged, knocking on her head "My noggin's bigger and solider than everyone else's combined!"

"Head to head doesn't mean you-"

"Doctors say my skull's so thick, so of my brain's squashed down into my neck!" Sugar continued

"Now that I believe" Sky smirked

"It would explain a lot" I continued

"Well yeah! Cause it's true!" Sugar said obliviously.

Insert mental facepalm here.

"This will be a four part challenge. Each player gets to create on challenge" Chris continued.

"I get to create my own challenge?" Sky exclaimed.

"You all do, within reason" Chris said "Winner of each challenge gets four points. Second gets three, third gets two, and last place gets one. The player with the lowest total score at the end get's to see the inside of a cannon. Briefly."

Shawn glared at me again, and I just smirked. 

"The three highest scores get to battle out in the finale for one million dollars!" Chris exclaimed, gesturing to an intern that was holding up the briefcase with my money in it with a fishing pole. The line snapped and the case fell to the ground "Woah! Careless! Get that money back into the case pronto, or you're fired" Chris said to the intern before turning back to us. "You each have one minute to write down the details of the challenge

I doubt the others will do that well in my challenge, because I seriously doubt any of them would appreciate the arts

"We'll start our final four showdown with the challenge created by... Sky!" Chris said.

Sky cheered

"Hold up, why's Sky's challenge first?" Sugar demanded

"Easy tiger, the order was selected at random with the help of the interns" Chris explained.

That sounds painful for the interns.

"And Sky's challenge is... a one hundred meter hurdles race!".

Confessional

*Silence for a few seconds*... Ok then

End

"Now hurdles, while exciting" Chris said before yawning loudly "Didn't seem to be keeping in the spirit of the show, so I was forced to add some, you know, extras"