Total drama pahkitew island

I'm going to die.

"It's an earthquake!" Jasmine yelled

"No, it's a typhoon" Sky said

"No it's a volcano!" Shawn said, as one rose out of the ground. It started spewing... "Hawaiian donuts?" I questioned

"A hawaiian donut volcano?" Shawn questioned. It sound stupid when he says it like that "I guess so" I shrugged

"What's afoot here? I demand the host narrate an explanation!" Max yelled. Chris was mashing buttons on some kind of remote "No idea... what you're talking about..." he punched the big red button on the remote "Just need a minute..."

"You've got ten seconds to tell us what's happening!" Jasmine threatned. 

"Whatever do you mean?" Chris said, feigning innocence. Some trees disapeared behind him "You don't have vanishing trees in Australia?"

"No" Jasmine said. Some Christmas trees popped up where the 'vanishing trees' were "Umm, what about Christmas?"

"I suggest you start talking, or you will find yourself in a lot of pain" i said, speaking for everyone.

"Ugh, fine" Chris said "The islands mostly artifcial". We all gasped. "Yes, gasp. And we're having some technical difficulties, okay? It's nothing to worry about!"

A screen popped up behind him "Self destruct sequence activated. Island will explode in one hour" a robotic voice said

We all started talking at once. Chris blew his stupid airhorn "Zip it!" he yelled "For your next challenge, one of you has to shut down the self destruct. Which is located in this underground control room". He held up an iPad with a picture of the control room. "There are three points of entry, so you'll split into three teams"

Scarlett gasped "Uhhhh, can I see that?". She took the iPad without waiting for a response.

"Sure" Chris said after she took it "So, if there are no questions then-"

"Of course we have questions!" Sky yelled "Why does an island have a self destruct setting?"

"What do we do when we find the control room?" Shawn yelled

"Why would you waste money building a fake island?" i asked 

"Why do puppets have legs? We all know they can't walk" Sugar said

I swear if she doesn't shut up...

"This is just a challenge right? Our lives aren't really in danger, right?" Jasmine asked nervously

"Silly jasmine. Your lives have always been in danger, just never so seriously" Chris responded "But don't worry, I'll be right here to help you. From a safe distance. In this helicopter!".

A helicopter came down and picked up Chris. "Wait, if there's a helicopter, why don't we all just escape?" Shawn asked

"Because us desperatly trying to find the control room will be great for ratings" I said with an eye roll

"Ready, set, go!" Chris yelled. 

"We doing this, or what?" Sugar asked

"All right, let's pick teams!" Sky said. Everyone else had already ran off.  

Confessional

She'd rather be with max? *Slaps self* You're being ridiculous, she's obviously just splitting up the smart people, so we have a better chance of finding the control room. I mean, no offence to Sky and Sugar, but Sky's probably still hung over about Dave laving, and Sugar's well... Sugar

End

"Looks like you're both on team Sugar! Girls night! Woo!" Sugar cheered. I raised an eyebrow "Oh, hehe, sorry. I only figured out you're a boy about two days ago" she apologised, not seeming to feel any remorse.