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83# Autocorrects again

Welp, here I am again with the autocorrect fails.

Harry:

You: Dude, your wife stopped working.

Harry: Who told you I have a wife. Oh wait, I don't!

You: What?

Harry: Re-read

You: OMG, I meant wifi!

Harry: Yeah, wait, how are you texting?

You: The wifi is just low.

Liam:

You: Don't pick me up from prison.

Liam: WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED?

You: I meant school* prison is actually correct as well.

Liam: I liked school when I was your age.

You: You were on the x-factor.

Liam: Exactly

Louis

Louis: When do I need to pick you up?

You: Can you pick me up around 10 o-cock pm?

Louis: What kind of time is that???

You: o-clock. I MEANT TO SAY THAT!

Louis: Okay...

Niall

You: Greg, are you going to be hoe yet?

Niall: To clarify things, you got the wrong person. AND GREG IS NOT A HOE.

You: Yep, meant Greg. I was asking him when he was going to come home.

Niall: I showed him your text and I think he laughed.

So, Greg got home and you three laughed about the autocorrect.

Zayn (This is kind of from google)

You: There is a huge flood here.

Zayn: Ugh, I know! It never floods here.

You: Tell me about it. I have waldo in my basement!

Zayn: Wait, WHAT??? I've been trying to look for him for years! Coming over!

You: Water*

Zayn: Oh, I was about to tweet that I found Waldo.