one shots

rem x subaru's sister! reader

"barusu. stop sweeping dirt under the rug."

"huh- uhm- ah! hey ram didn't see ya there-!"

"i knew that you were an incompetent idiot but not to the point where you can't even sweep right."

"HEY WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY-"

you could hear the voices of your brother and ram outside dining room; mostly ram throwing jabs and insults at subaru and him fake crying over it.

you, rem, ram and subaru were tasked with making sure the mansion was spotless before lord roswaal returned as you, in roswaal's words, were receiving a very important guest today. you really consider how he expects such a huge place to be spotless in the span of a few hours, but at this point you don't think he's sane enough to be thinking of that.

speaking of sanity! you were absolutely losing yours. you were specifically tasked with making sure the dining room was in it's best possible state, but onw thing about this mansion is: rem is an absolute god at doing everything. she could somehow walk by and the entire place would be clean and organized, but boy did she set the standards high.

you and your brother weren't exactly the best at doing chores let alone cleaning an entire mansion, sure rem and ram were also there but like- come on. worst part was to you and subaru, the mansion already looked like a spotless work of art. you'd be surprised if you somehow manage to encounter a speck of dust before your girlfriend had completely obliterated it.

so back to the matter at hand-the dining room. you've done a good job at making it look as clean and tidy as you could possibly dream of making it. but the issue is, it doesn't reach the same level of "so-perfect-that-it-sparkles" that rem achieves-hell you're sure ram could probably out do you if she really tried. i mean they're twins right?

for the sake of the dragon why has rem been tasked with taking care of the room like 29 doors away from you? no. you can't just walk up to your beloved girlfriend and go "hey, love! I'm nearly as annoying and incompetent as my brother so I'd like you to do my job for me!" yeah that would definitely be a cool thing to say to your girlfriend of like what now? three months?

with a loud grunt you drop yourself to your knees dramatically, blankly staring at the room you've poured your blood sweat and tears into cleaning up and it STILL wasn't as good as you saw fit this mansion's standards.

your loud grunt and the sound of you dropping down did not fall on your brother's deaf ears (this time) and he quickly took it as an excuse to get ram off his case because "what if his beloved baby sister is in dire need of her saviour subaru's aid?" that isn't really accurate though as he doesn't exactly tell ram he'll go check on you, he just straight up tries to leave with no warning.

keyword, tries. for the "useless older sister" that subaru has deemed her as when you two first arrived at this mansion, her reflexes sure are as fast as they get. she's quick to grab him by the back of his collar, ready to throw her sharpest insults (lovingly of course) at him for taking the first chance he gets to run off.

while subaru was too busy getting scolded, rem had come to inform her sister that she's finished up her share of the work, (seriously how) before she could interrupt the sort of deserved verbal abuse of poor little natsuki subaru, the open crack of the door to rhe dining room caught her eye, deciding to maybe see how you were doing-no offense but she knew you were no better than subaru.

walking in, she doesn't see you immediately, but she takes a look around quickly before spotting you in a corner slumped down onto the floor, frustration written all over your face. her adorable face staring at you completely snaps you out of it and urges you to act cool just to save face infront of your literally flawless girlfriend.