Jerma is playing Power Washing Simulator on stream and is mimicking out a scene where a doctor is trying to get Jerma to eat bugs because it would be good for his health. "I'm not going to do that! I wouldn't do that." Jerma says to his chat if such a scenario were to happen. The chat asks "What if he ate them in front of you first?".
"I don't care! That's the weird shit he's doing. I have nothing to do with that!". Jerma continues to act out the scenario."So he comes in the room and he's like, "Okay so we took a look at your H20 Cholesterol is a little high. Your LDL is okay but you know.". Jerma says this while mimicking himself pulling out bugs from his pocket and eating them, while giving his "patient" an odd bedroom eye stare. "I don't know what d
oes the doctor looks like? Is he like...6 feet tall? Like 200? Lean cut? Like what does he look like?" Jerma then asks and wonders, he continues to fantasize. "Does he have...completely blemish free skin? Does he have flowing hair, and he comes in with his license and is he like "Look, 60! 60!" and he looks fucking amazing? I don't know, I would have to think about it." Jerma remarks.The chat then asks why Jerma chooses to only listen to handsome doctors which causes Jerma to chuckle softly. "No, I didn't say handsome! When did I say handsome?". "I said he was cut up, jacked, healthy, blemish free, flowing hair! He look- and he moves in a full stride? You know what I mean?! I never said "Wow look at how handsome this doctor is!" Jerma says softly giggling, slowly starting to become more red by the second. How healthy does he look? asks the chat, which only causes Jerma to become more red, his giggles start to become more prevalent. "You guys are hilarious" Jerma says trying to pass it off but failing, eventually he snaps back. "Okay, so fine! It's alright! So a wicked handsome doctor walks in! Wha- What do you want me to say?" Jerma says with a full tomato red face at this point."Who gives a shit! He's healthy! He's clean shaven! And he's doing this!" Jerma then mimics the handsome doctor, flashing a sexy smirk while standing up straight. "And he has big hair!" Jerma giggles to himself again. "And he is SO fit! He just got done cycling. He's got cycling shorts on, and a lab coat!".
The chat then begs to Jerma to stop sharing his fantasy which cause him to laugh and get somehow even more red faced. He grins to himself, "So my fantasy is a wicked handsome doctor in bike shorts comes in, and we eat bugs together and have a romantic relationship of some kind? Do you think this is some sort of fantasy of mine?". At this point Jerma couldn't stop giggling about his fantasy. "Sounds about right" as he giggles. Something else pops into Jerma's mind about his odd fantasy."Haha hold on. You are missing an incredibly important detail. He rides his bike DOWN THE HALL to the doctor's office. You know? The door is open, I can see him down the hall. And he pulls up, and it's a HUGE mountain bike. And he gets off, BANG goes down the kickstand. And he walks in, that would be perfect. And he still has the helmet on!". "It's a big manly bike, he takes the helmet off and his hair is flowing." says a giggling Jerma.As Jerma calms down,the chat then asks each other if they would eat the bugs in Jerma's fantasy scenario. Jerma then thinks most people would say no before immediately noticing something. "Stop calling it my fantasy scenario!". Jerma's mind is immediately swapped to another mindset when someone points out the current background music, which is an odd romantic saxophone solo. Jerma immediately bursts into laughter once more, trying to hide his red face with his hands yet failing. "What is playing right now! Why is this playing! Why are we getting this romance music?!". Jerma then decides to role play the sexy doctor. "Just got done with a bike ride"( He closes the kickstand, comes in, there's like sweat glistening on his forehead. )"So what brings you in today?""Well, I have a bit of a headache. It's kinda like a migraine type of deal going on here.""One second." ( He takes the bike helmet off, and its like 16-20 inches of flowing hair. He pulls out the license. )"60 by the way."( And I'm like, "Oh wow! What a head of hair!")"Yeah, and I haven't had a headache in a long time."The music suddenly switches to a more goofy tone to which the chat immediately calls "Bug Music". Jerma laughs once more. "Why is this music perfect for all of this going on!? What the fuck is happening!? Why!? This is...". Jerma is at a lost of words. "Forget it" Jerma says defeated.
YOU ARE READING
Jerma x Handsome Sexy Doctor: A Buggy Romance
RomantizmHey Jermacord Just a messy transcription of Jerma talking about his fantasy.