(AN: So uhhhh, this is the surprise lol. I figured, "what if everyone in this was just acting it out? It'd be fun to see them all do the bloopers" so I did it. You're welcome.)
(TW: swearing, completely different formatting, slight innuendos, slight bathroom humor, baby shark [it deserves to be here, yes], mentions of injury and murder, and way too many failed attempts at humor)
Director: Alright everyone, places, places! Morning antics, take one, action!
Narrator Iida recording: I woke up to the sound of my alarm clock-
Alarm clock: *very loud alarm*
Iida: *falls over* Oh shoot-! *lands with a thud on the floor* Uhhhh, I guess that's one way to start my day? I already messed it up, didn't I?
Midoriya: *laughing* Iida-kun, your sock flung to the other side of the set! *laughing even harder.
Iida: Really? Damn, I better go get that thing.
Bakugou: Look who's the pottymouth now, nerd!
*boop*
Narrator Denki recording: Aww man, I could hear someone's alarm from practically a mile away! I couldn't sleep, and now I'm stuck eating the gross cereal the class rep replaced the Fruity Pebbles with-
Denki: God DAMMIT! HE TOOK MY MOTHERFLUMPIN FRUITY PEBBLES! HE KNOWS THAT THEY HAVE PART OF MY IDENTITY IN THEM! I CAN'T JUST BE PEBBLES, IIDA, I GOTTA BE FRUITY TOO!
Director: Denki... why?
Iida: *wheezing* Dude- we left you the skittles anyways, you can still taste the fucking rainbowwwww *coughing from laughing too hard*
Denki: I've been doing this for too LONGGGGGGGGG! *said in a high pitched screech*
*boop*
Iida: Good morning, did you sleep well?
Denki: Yeah, I slept great man! Can't you see it on my face? *stares into the camera*
Aoyama: Hey, that's my job! That's like, the one thing I'm here for!
Denki: Not anymore, you've been replaced by an even hotter blonde.
Bakugou: And then I walked in and DESTROYED YOU EXTRAS FOR THINKING YOU WERE BETTER THAN ME!
Midoriya: Shut the fuck up Kacchan and sit yo ass back down before I Detroit smash it
Denki: *whispers* taste the rainbow
Midoriya and Bakugou together: NO-
*boop*
Iida: Yes, Denki, it was my alarm. Don't worry though, you didn't offend me in any way. You didn't brush your hair and you're still in your underwear- that's not right-
Denki: I mean, I can be if you want-
Iida: Denki I swear to God if you do that I'm going to commit a Tensei
Tensei: Well fuck you too
*boop*
Narrator Denki recording: Now that I think about it, it's probably how he learns, since he beats it into us that way.
Iida: *joking, and posing in an overexaggerated fighting stance* You said something? You said something, little bitch? Imma really beat something into you, it's my fist into your smartass mouth, motherfucker! Imma kick yer teeth in! *weird karate kick*
Bakugou: and you guys think I'm the one that swears too much.
Iida: You're next, BlastyAss
Bakugou: I eat Taco Bell ONE TIME AND THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS! MOTHERFUCK! *starts laughing and curls onto the floor* *fake crying* it was explosive diarrhea
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