dempeo/merder oneshots

sparkly eye thing

"Now you're doing the sparkly eye thing" I say. "I have no idea what you're talking about" he says. "Mhmmm" I say.

"Is it working?" He asks. I giggle, wrapping my arms around his neck. I squeal as he picks me up, spinning me around.

He puts me back down. I giggle, looking into his eyes. He pushes my jacket off of my shoulders. "Take off the puke dress" he says. My face drops. He grins. "Asshole" I hit him.

"Well I'm not touching it" he says. "Oh, yes you will" I chuckle, grabbing his face. He tries to pull away but I don't let him. I stand on my tiptoes, pushing his face into the part of the dress with the puke stain on it.

He yells, pushing me away. I giggle. "I'm gonna get you back for that" he pushes me up against the wall. "No you won't" I shake my head. He nods. I grin.

I push his jacket off of his shoulders. He tosses it aside. He grabs the bottom part of my dress, pulling it over my head.

He scans my body. I'm wearing a black lacy bra and thong set. "Wow mer" he smirks. "Shut up" I say. "Are these new?" He tugs on my panties. "Yes, they are" I say.

"You look hot" he says. "Shut up" I say again. "But you do" he says. "Yeah, I know" I say. He chuckles.

"Stop looking at me and take off your damn clothes" I tug on his trousers. He snaps out of it, undoing his shirt and pulling it off. I undo his trousers. He pulls them down, kicking them off.

He kisses me passionately. I put my hands on his cheeks. "Theres bunk beds in here.. where are we gonna do it?" I mumble against his lips. He pulls away.

"The floor" he says. I chuckle. "Its cold!" I say. "You go ontop then" he says. "Oh, you'd like that, wouldn't you" I roll my eyes. "Yeah, I would actually" he grins. I chuckle.

"Let's just do it on the top bunk" he says. "What if it breaks?" I say. "I'm not that heavy" he says. I giggle. "Oh, like you haven't broken our bed before" I smirk, putting my hands on his hips.

"That was just as much your fault" he says. "How was it my fault!?" I exclaim. "Harder faster yeah there fuck mhm derek!" he says in a high pitched voice. My mouth drops open and I laugh hysterically, hitting him. "Shut up!" I say.

"Fine.. we'll just do it here" he picks me up, holding me against the wall. "No, I don't trust you.. you'll drop me" I climb off of him.

"Turn around and I'll do it from behind then" he says. "No, queefing makes me uncomfortable" I say. He chuckles softly.

"We've been stood here for 5 minutes talking" he says. He pulls off my bra. "Its not my fault you won't shut up" I say, pulling down his boxers. He kicks them off.

"Shut up" he kisses me passionately. I grab onto his waist, my nails digging into his skin as our tongues fight.

I pull away. "Just get in the bottom bunk.. you'll have to watch your head" I giggle, pulling him to the bed. I lay on the bed. "Ow!" He bangs his head as he climbs ontop of me. "What did I just say!" I laugh.

I open my legs. He looks down. "Excuse me, I just got injured and all you want is sex" he says jokingly. I giggle. "Get on with it" I roll my eyes. He chuckles.

He kisses my cheek and jaw, sucking on the skin down to my neck. I smile, biting my lip. "You want me to go down on you?" He asks. "I haven't shaved this week" I warn. "I don't care.. you know I don't care" he says.

"You want me to or not?" He smiles. "Yeah.. yeah yeah yeah" I nod enthusiastically. He chuckles softly.

He climbs down my body. "Open" he slaps my leg. I giggle, spreading them apart. He puts his hands on my thighs, licking up and down my clit. I sigh in pleasure.

He kisses my centre softly, licking up and down again before sucking gently on my clit, flicking it back and forth with his tongue.

I moan quietly, my back arching. I can tell he likes the sound of that as he speeds up his movements, sucking harder. I let out a deeper moan.

I grab onto his hair. He hates when I touch his hair but I can't help it. I giggle as he grabs my hand, pulling it away.

I grab his hand, moving it down. He gets the hint, rubbing my clit with his thumb. I close my eyes, my head falling back.

I tug on his shoulders. "Come up" I giggle. He climbs up my body. I grab onto his hips. He positions himself at my entrance. He looks into my eyes. I bite my lip, my head falling back as he slides into me.

He starts moving in and out of me. I moan deeply, grabbing onto him. "Already?" He chuckles. "You got me all excited when you went down on me" I giggle between my moans.

He speeds up his movements and my body starts spazming. "Faster!" I grab onto his hair. He chuckles, speeding up his movements. He pulls my hands away.

"Fuck derek" I groan, grabbing onto his ass. I push him further into me. He pushes his face into my neck, groaning into it.

I bite my lip hard, my nails scraping up his back as I cum. He moans quietly into my neck, his cum spilling into me.

He sighs, rolling off of me. We both pant out of breath. "Let's go again" he says. I look at him shocked. He smirks, looking at my lips. I giggle. "We need to go.. we have children" I hit him. He laughs.

We get up and put on our clothes. I wrap my arms around his neck. I smile. He kisses me softly.

"Can you stop pulling my hands away when I grab your hair.. its annoying" I say. "You're the only person I even let near my hair.. consider yourself lucky" he says. I grin, rolling my eyes.

I squint. "You haven't been down on me in ages" I say. "I'm sorry?" he chuckles. "So why now?" I ask. "I um.. mayyy or may not have been flirting with a few women earlier for money" he looks down. I scoff.

"Unbelievable" I hit him. He chuckles. I grin. "You should flirt with other people more often if that's what it gets me" I grin. He laughs.

"Let's go" he says. I loop my arm into his and we walk out, down the halls of the hospital.