Nintendo High Sophomore Year

Milo's Day

Dave and Milo were helping out in search of Tabo and the gang. They agreed to help bring them to justice since they were responsible for the deaths of many people over the last few months. Dave hated working with Neo, but his hate towards Tabo was stronger. So he decided to help take down the worse by helping the lesser hated one.

Today however was a slow day. It was a Sunday so he didn't have to worry about school just yet. But for now, Dave was on his chair taking his gun apart. He was doing his usual maintenance routine: Cleaning and repairing and checking for any hint of damage. He looked at the dissembled pieces of his new argent cell gun and sees a few cracks and small buildup of rust. He was able to get the replacement pieces needed to make sure his weapon is fully primed and ready to be used.

As he was working with such great care, Milo walked down. Dave spoke without looking at him. "Any sign of that Tabo character?"

"Not yet. But we are close. If Locke's new computer is fully operational, we will find them in a heartbeat. But we need to wait for the last piece to arrive." Milo explained.

"I see. Well, the streets have gotten quite after Stan's battle. But that's what worries me. Surely by now he would strike." Dave explained as he clipped the parts back together.

"Yea. It's like he's trying to make it suspension. And it's killing me."

"And what will kill me is that smell." Dave looked at Milo. "What is that? Some sort of bug spray?"

"No. It's a cologne. And It's suppose to attract woman." Milo explained.

"For what? That witch, Bayonetta?"

"HEY! She is a goddess! And I am gonna be irresistible."

"Last time you talked to her, you turned into a puddle."

"But I have a strong will now. And I will keep it together." Milo said proudly.

Dave just sighed as he finished putting his gun together. "Go ahead. See if I care."

Milo just scoffed. "You know. If you get a girl, you'll understand."

"And who's gonna wanna be with someone like me? Huh? Besides, I'm not interested." Dave stated.

"Ok. Fine. I'll get a girl and you'll reconsider." Milo then walked out of the room. Leaving Dave to sigh as he worked on the other gun.

* * *

Sure enough, Milo was preparing to put his plan in motion. He was in class with Bayonetta, working on an essay that was due at the end of class. But he wasn't focusing on his school project. He prepared his little speech to win her heart. Dave just ignored him and finished his essay before anyone else did.

Milo looked at Bayonetta, and started to feel a little nervous. She was perfect in every way: Body, hair, personality, even the cutie mark on her face. He tried to toughen himself up and ask her. But every time he looks at her, he can feel his form loosing.

Then, when the bell rang, the class got up and turned their work in. Bayonetta walked pass Milo. As her hair flowed like water, he suddenly lost form and was reduce to a puddle. Dave just shook his head and left.

The teacher then looked at Milo. "Where is your essay?"

Milo couldn't respond. He was in deep thought over Bayonetta. The teacher saw his poem and took it. He sighed and stamped an F on it. Milo felt foolish.

* * *

At PE, Milo was cursing himself over loosing it when she walked by and tried so hard to sharpen his senses. And to make him more infuriated, his teach marked his poem an F.