Ok. Right off the bat Sprig enters 'Wow Anne! You have so much cool stuff! All Millie has is a bunch of books but there's some cool toys.' I know he liked my graphic novels. Ok, I'm not spending forever doing this so y'know what? I'm just gonna summarise. We had food but Anne wouldn't eat it so she started a roast contest. After that, Hop Pop threatened to throw her out. Just Anne. Keep that in mind. Anne started messing around and tbh I wasn't really that interested.Then she broke HP's sPeCiAl CaNe. God damn it Anne! So we had to visit Loggle. He said he couldn't fix it because it came from the cursed Doom Tree... TIME FOR NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE NUMBER THREE!!
We went exploring to find it and.. we did.. but it was a big bug. Yup. A big bug. We ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran. Then sacrificed Loggle's store. The weird part was how we defeated it: termites. That's dumb, Loggle. That's really dumb. Turns out the brown bug was a green stick. We got back erm is it too early to say home? And Hop Pop just threatened to throw Anne out so she would respect him. HA! Good luck! You gotta wait a good half seasons worth for that one.
9:00pm convo with Anne
Anne: Hey Millie?
Me: Yeah?
Anne: Why did HP only threaten to throw me out?
Me: Cause you were being a slightly rude bitch and I wasn't?
Anne: OUCH!
Me: Ask me things, you get the hard truth.
Sprig, from the ceiling: That's rough buddy.
Me: GO TO BED SPRIG!
Sprig: Ok ok. NARUTOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Anne: How did he learn those? Millie?
Me: I regret showing him anime...
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Word count: 282 (I was lazy cuz it kept being annoying and deleting. I really shouldn't be trusting the internet that shouldn't exist)
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For the love of everything, if you don't want spoilers, don't translate these. These are my truth bombs and defeat the point of writing my tales. Still, maybe wait at least til this is finished to translate them. Sure, you may be waiting a few years but it's all you can really do if you don't want spoilers. Ok? Ok.
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