the zombie next door

Caught

freshman year is difficult for everyone. a zombie girl starting a new school is a completely different story. not to mention this zombie girl has a MASSIVE crush on the leading football star, who also happens to be a, you guessed it, a zombie. one minor problem, the star football playing zombie has an annoying blonde bitch attached to his hip.

it's the first day of school. i'm extremely nervous wandering the halls looking for the zombie only basement. i fumble down the stairs and walk into the dingiest "classroom" i've ever seen. the only human i see is principle lee shaking violently in front of the hoard of zombies. pretty in pink was so way to describe her. i swore i saw her shed a tear. after "greeting" us she ran out with a fright leaving a small class of zombies with a janitor for a teacher. i take my seat annoyed how the day is already going. there's commotion in the background so much so the teacher didn't notice the tallest zombie in our class sneak out of the basement. to be honest the only reason i noticed was because it was none other than Zed Necrodopolis. I had, had a crush on him since we were children. i was always kept to myself but living next to him for so long had got me acquainted with him just enough for me to fall madly in love.

Zed's dad and my mom were fairly good friends. they would frequently have dinner together with our family's. That always made me nervous but i mostly talked to zoey and played with her and her collection of stuffed animals. Zed never noticed me. obviously we had spoke and spent time together but it always seemed forced. never like he was seeking out a conversation with me. i always felt like it was my fault he never liked me. i've always been quiet because i never felt like i had much to say. i've had a good childhood here in zombietown. i never had any siblings. i've always done good in school. but i've never been good at making friends. i've also never been in a relationship. i am far too awkward for that. anyways enough about me back to the first day of school.

after approximately 5 minutes i heard the dreaded zalarm go off. i was expecting it knowing how Zed is. i figured he would fuck something up. the classroom roared in panic quite literally. the janitor jumped up in a fright. within 2 seconds of the alarm going off there were officers in that dingy basement restraining us and doing a head count. when they had recounted 3 different times they had finally came to the conclusion that one of the "monsters" were missing. strict questioning followed but none of us gave up Zed. hopefully this would be the last time he caused trouble for us.