Mindreading

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Turi: (appears in smoke) Hello, now today I made it so (because I'm the author) that I can read everyone's minds. (Puts on weird mind reading binoculars).

South Korea: Well, those originated from me.

Turi: Sure (turns the binoculars on)

South Korea: *thinking* Oh yeah, she thinks I'm right. Even though I stole them from Japan. But nobody needs to know that!

Turi: *turns off binoculars* Wow, that was...not very unexpecting.

South Korea: Huh? Oh wait..

Turi: Yeah, see you. (walks away to find new victims) Well who shall be next.

Tamaki: Hey Turi, have you seen Kyoya or Haruhi?

Turi: No, why?

Tamaki: Oh I just wanted to ask them something.

Turi: *turns on binoculars*

Tamaki: *thinking* I want Haruhi so I can hug her so hard and **** (r-18), and Kyoya so I can ask him to post a blog in dedication to her.

Turi: *turns off binoculars and laughs*

Tamaki: What is so funny?

Turi: Nothing, just thinking about.....got to go (runs away) 

Tamaki: what was that all about? *shrugs and runs off to find Haruhi or Kyoya* 

Turi: (walks further and meets Italy) Oh, hello Italy!

Italy: Ve~! Hello Turi, how are you?

Turi: I am okay (turns on binoculars)

Italy: *thinking* Now I will take over the world with pasta, nobody will ever suspect anything.

Turi: (turns off binoculars) Well, thank you for the conversation.

Italy: You are welcome Turi *wanders off*

Turi: Well, that was...weird.

Hikaru and Kaoru: *pops up out of nowhere* Hello there Turi

Turi: *screams* Oh my god, what are you two doing?

Hikaru: We were bored

Kaoru: So we decided to bother you

Turi: Mind your own buisness *turns on binoculars*

Hikaru: *thinking* I can think of better things to do

Kaoru: *thinking* I'm just doing this so Hikaru won't be bored anymore.

Turi: *turns off binoculars* Well, thank you for that information *leaves*

HIkaru: Hey wait, we are

Kaoru: We're getting bored again.

Turi: *mumbles* Sure you are

Norway: *appears* Hello Turi. what are you doing?

Turi: Well I'm running from Hikaru and Kaoru. What are you doing?

Norway: Well, I'm running from Denmark.

Turi: I guess we're in the same boat *turns on binoculars*

Norway: *thinking* I want a fairy to appear, that would be cute......

Turi: *turns off binoculars* Sometimes I should not mendle in people's buisness.

Norway: .... *walks away*

Kyoya: *face in tab* Ah, Turi about that debt from the parties

Turi: Oh yeah, I'll pay soon *turns on binoculars*

Kyoya: *thinking* I love making people uncomfortable..

Turi: *turns off binoculars* Shadow king

Kyoya: *smiles and leaves*

Turi: Creep.

Iceland: *appears* Oh hi Turi.

Turi: Hello Iceland, are you okay?

Iceland: I guess.

Turi: *turns on binoculars*

Iceland: *thinking* I am so in love, that girl she just won't leave my thoughts. I have to meet her.

Turi: *turns off binoculars* I can give you her address.

Iceland: *confused* What?

Turi: Here *hands paper with directions* Have fun *walks away*

Iceland: *blushing* thanks

Turi: *smirks* you're quite welcome.

Haruhi: *walks in* oh, hello Turi-kun, how are you?

Turi: I'm good *turns on binoculars*

Haruhi: *thinking* I wonder if Norway have the same goods as Japan lile tuna.

Turi: *turns off binoculars* no tuna, but we do have salmon

Haruhi: okay...? (walks away confused)

Denmark: Hey Turi have you seen Norway?

Turi: Yes a few minutes ago *turns on binoculars*

Denmark: *thinking* Norway, lego, Norway, lego, Norway, lego, beer!

Turi: *turns off binoculars* Good to know

Denmark: I'll go find him then! *springs off*

Honey: (appears) Turi-chan!

Turi: Oh hello Honey *turns on binoculars*

Honey: *thinking* everybody was kung fu fighting for cake!

Turi: *turns off binoculars* yeah

Honey: see you later!

Turi: yeah

Finland: *appears* Moi Turi

Turi: Hello Finland how was your honeymoon?

Finland: Great, it was such an experience *daydreaming*

Turi: *turns on binoculars*

Finland: and then we went wandering into the night at sunset anf I shot two wild geese for dinner

Turi: *turns off binoculars* hope you had a great time

Finsland: Well have to to shooting practice, moi moi

Turi: Bye!

Mori: *walks in* Turi have you seen Honey?

Turi: yeah not too long ago here *turns on binoculars*

Mori: .....Honey.....host club......ice cream

Turi: *turns off binoculars* go find him

Mori: (nods and leaves)

Sweden: Hello Turi

Turi: Hello Sweden *turns on binoculars*

Sweden: *internally singing* Finland, Finland, Finland that is the coumtry for me

Turi: *turns off binoculars* well that is all for now, bye

Sweden: ...bye


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