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Pirate fight!

Turi: FInally the moment you've all been waiting for, the Pirate battle! England vs. Spain!

England: I'll get you this time too Spain!

Spain: In your dreams English bastard.

America: *watching* Go Iggy!

England: *heard him* don't call me that! 

Romano: *also Watching* Come on Spain you bastardo

Spain: N'aww Thank you Romano. 

France: *holding a cheering sign* Come on Spain kick Angleterre's ass. 

Canada: *quietly* come on England! 

Tamaki: I don't know what's going on, but I'll root for the large eyebrows man. That Spaniard is threatening to overtake my good looks with his own good looks. 

Haruhi: I don't care who wins, as long as no one is killed

Hikaru: Come on! Spill some blood

Kaoru: And fight like in those cool pirate movies.

Honey: I don't like fights with weapons, I prefer hands. 

Mori: mm. 

England and Spain clash and are soon in an all out pirate battle, swinging their swords and using words to disencourage. 

England: Now Spain, everybody remembers my great accomplishments at sea

Spain: Well, who discovered America?

England: An Italian named Christopher Columbus

Spain: But who financed him?

England: You bastard! Well who got most of America?

Spain: Me, I got almost all of south America

England: I'm not so sure about that. Who sunk the Spanish armada?

 Spain: *gasps and England get's a hit slamming him to the ground.*

Romano: Oh no! Spain, you bastard get up!

America: Good job England!

France: Mon dieu!

Canada: *silently* Yay!

England: Who's the best pirate?
Everybody else: England! England! England! *they pick him up and leave Spain, Romano, France and Prussia.

France: Spain, wake up

Spain: *Wakes up* Uh, what happened?

Romano: You lost bastard

Spain: Damn, oh well maybe I'll get revenge one day

Prussia: Kesesese! In the meantime let's go drown our sorrows in alcohol.

Spain and Prussia: Yes! *they leave*

Romano: whatever *heads after the others*

Turi: Now that was exicting. Tune in for next time!