A surprise and blackmailing

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Turi: I haven't seen France and England, I guess they are off fighting. Wait, is that sounds of kissing I hear? 

*Looks into room, where England and France are kissing each other, passionately* 

France: England, you really are the best black sheep Europe has ever had. 

England: Mm, shut up beautiful frog. *continues snogging him* 

Turi: *takes out camera* Finally I get to take pictures of one of my favourite pairings. *snaps photo*

England and France: *hears the photo sound, to late, and turns around to se me* What are you doing here. *pretends to fight* 

Turi: You can't hide from me, now I've got a photo, and I noticed you two were a bit less violent lately. 

England: *pleads on his knees* Please don't show it, we wish to maintain our secrecy as a pair. 

Turi: Sure, but on one condition.

France: *at the verge of crying* anything

Turi: *smirks* I will delete this photo as long as you promise I can never taste your food England

England: But--

France: Shh

Turi: *turns to France* and that you never tries to flirt with me, okay?

France: *without hesitation* Okay

Turi: Well then *pretends to delete the photo* we have a deal. *turns to leave* Oh! and one more thing be more quiet next time. Someone else might hear you

England and France: *blush in embarrasement* 

Turi:  Bye *leaves*

France: Now where were we? *resumes snogging* 

England: Take me please, wanker 

France: Alright then 

*R18*

Turi: Well then, I got a request for some yaoi, and here is some of it. I'll make some more sometime soon. 

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