Fandom clash

Merry christmas from everyone!

Turi: Hello and welcome back! I just want to wish everyone a merry christmas.

Japan: We sincerely hope you enjoy this pleasant season

Kyoya: And have used money wisely on gifts *glasses lifted* 

Norway: Since it is the christmas season, why not try going out skiing.

Denmark: Then you can come inside again and have a mug of hot chocolate. 

Iceland: This happy season is meant for joy, so we hope you will have a time of joy and happiness *blush* 

Sweden: Remember to take care of everyone around you

FInland: *santa costume* Then later I will come to your house, as santa clause! 

Tamaki: To all pretty ladies, don't cry if your single, you will always find someone who loves you *rose*

Hikaru and Kaoru: *simulstaneousley* It is santa clause! Great, now we will have to explain to our little sister that he is real after all *sigh*

Finland: Don't worry I'll talk to her

Hikaru: Thank you

Kaoru: Kindly mr. claus

Finland: Please call me Tino or Finland or santa :) 

Hikaru and Kaoru: Ok Tino!

Finland: That's better

Honey; Look Mori! It is the guy bringing cheer everyone on christmas.

Mori: *nods* I see that

America: *barges in* Dudes, it's christmas!

Everyone except America: We know

England: *walks in* You idiot, don't just barge into others room

America: Sorry Turi

Turi: It is quite alright

America: Finland, santa dude, where's my present.

FInland: Wait till later please. 

America: Maybe I can help!? 

Finland: That is not a good idea. 

Sealand: *runs inside* Mama, papa!

Finland: Ohyaa! (hides behind Sweden) 

Sealand: It is christmas eve!

Sweden: Yes, we know, we're just preparing the...food. 

Sealand: OK! *Runs off to Latvia, Wy and Seborga* 

France: *enters* Now is there any red wine, I'm thirsty

England: You bloody frog, the dinner is not ready yet. 

France: Well then *sits down* what shall we do then?

Turi: *shrug* don't know, it will be another hour or so. Conversate? 

Russia: *suddenly appears* Or maybe you could all becone one with Russia, da? 

Everyone except Russia and Belarus: No!

Kyoya: My, my, I know what I will have to do. I'm not ready with the anual host club budget yet. *works on tabloid* 

Tamaki: *walks up to Liechtenstein* Maybe this young lady needs some company. Will you sit by me, fair maiden?

Liechtenstein: *stammers and blushes* I-I 

Shot fired

Switzerland: *Holding gun* Stay away from her, I warn you

Tamaki: Eek! Alright then, I'll find someone else. *sees Belarus* How about you my darling maiden? 

Belarus: *holds knife close to his heart* Don't go near ni-san! 

Tamaki: Ehehe *scared for his life* I'll go to someone else *sees Hungary* now how about you, my wonderful maiden? *holds rose*

Hungary: *looks at rose then hits him with a frying pan* 

Tamaki: *falls unconscious* 

Hungary: *fuming* Don't call me a maiden, and I am NOT interested! 

Tamaki: *wakes up* Seriously! *sees Taiwan* Hello, flower maiden, may I ask for your company? 

Taiwan: *nervous* sur...

Korea and Hong Kong: *covers her* Stay away, phony prince

Tamaki: *shocked*

China: *attacks with wok* stay away, or I'll send into the next century! 

Tamaki: Ow! *hides in emo corner* 

Haruhi: Comes inside with shopping bags* Hey guys, sorry I'm late it took a while to find all the things. 

Turi: Did you get everything?

Haruhi: Sure *hands me shopping bags*

 Turi: Okay! Let's start! The rice porridge is ready and we can eat it!

Everybody except Turi and Nordics: What?

Norway: It is an old tradition at my house, to have rice porridge right before christmas.

Turi: And it is a contest who will find a hidden almond in the porridge wins a price!

Hikaru and Kaoru: A competition? Sounds like fun! 

Renge: A chance of a life time

Kyoya: A great opportunity

Denmark: We know about it since Norway told us about it! 

Sweden: *nods*

Iceland: I never win *grumble*

Finland: I never join I'm busy you know. I must take my leave, farewell and merry christmas. Moi, moi! 

Everyone else: Bye

Finland leaves and everybody eats porridge with sugar, cinnamon and butter. Until...

Honey: Hey, I found the almond! 

Everybody claps and Turi hand him a marcipan pig

Turi: Here, enjoy it I know you love sweets. 

Honey: Thank you Turi-kun! 

Mori: Save it for later

Honey: Yeah, stoves it away! 

Turi: Now let's watch the christmas show!

Everybody except Asia and Ouran host club: Yay!

Asia and Ouran host club: What? 

Turi: Just watch and you'll see

England: *still in pirate costume* What about us, we were about to fight!

Turi: Sorry! You'll have to wait

Spain: Hey, that's unfair.

Turi: It's christmas, we're supposed to be at peace. Now settle down and watch the christmas show. 

England and Spain: *grumbles, and sits down* 

Turi: Again a merry christmas! hope you will have peace wherever you are

Everyone. Merry christmas!

Finland: Ho, ho, ho! I'm leaving now, see you later this evening. *wave*