Fandom clash

The nordics special!

Turi: So, I'm back and I decided to make a part dedicated to a wonderful group! Give a round of applause for the Nordic 5! 

 Nordics appear in a puff of smoke 

Denmark: Why are we here ?

Turi: Because I dedicated a chapter especially for you 5.

Finland: Wow, that's so sweet. 

Iceland: This is embarassing you could have told me before so I could wear some nicer clothes! 

Turi: Oops, sorry. Anyway, Sweden and Norway are you okay? 

Sweden: *nods* Hmm

Norway. Yes

Turi: Fine, now let me interview you 5. Sit down!

Nordics sits down and stare at Turi

Turi: Now then, first of all where do you five live? 

Denmark: We have a house each in our own country, but we have 3 Nordic houses we all live in. They are situated in my country, Sve's country and Nor's country respectively. 

Turi: Interesting, and by any chance is the Nordic house in Sweden an IKEA store? 

Sweden: How did you know? 

Turi: I'm a fangirl I read fanfiction, and I have a feeling some of them are telling the truth. Especially with SuFin and Dennor

Nordics: What? 

Turi: SuFIn, SwedenxFinland (OTP :3)  Dennor, DenmarkxNorway 

Finland: How did the fangirls know about our relationship? 

Sweden: Don't worry, you're still my wife *kisses him*

Finland: *pulls away* I'm not your wife  *kiss him back*

Denmark: Norway calm down, honey

Norway: *dark aura which disappears* Don't call me honey

Denmark: Whatever *kisses him, Norway kiss back :3*

Iceland: (feels rejected) Who am I paired with?

Turi: Well~ *fidget* Um, the most popular pairing is you and Hong Kong, it is just there is another pairing

Iceland: *confused* What, who am I paired with? 

Turi: A fridge *brace for impact* 

Iceland: *horrified and furious* WHAT? People are nuts! Why would I love a dead thing? 

Turi: *shrugs* I ship HongIce or NorIce

Iceland: What is your problem with rice? It is more healthy than pasta

Turi: Iceland, it is not No rice, it is Nor Ice, NorwayxIceland

Iceland: *sigh* Seriously that is not right 

Turi: It isn't

Iceland: *blush* I have a-a-a crush on....someone else.

Turi: Who?

Iceland: *Whispers* Denmark

Turi: Shit

Norway: Litlle brother, do you have a crush on my boyfriend?

Iceland: We're not brothers and yes, I have a crush on Den. 

Denmark: *squeals* Oh, that's adorable Icey I love you too

Iceland: Really? *looks happier* 

Denmark: Sure *grin* 

Norway: Ehem, you're with me idiot.

Denmark: Sorry Nor, I don't know who to chose

Iceland: I deserve someone to love, you can have anyone because you don't have an anoying older...sibling

Norway. Well I had him first!

Iceland: I am prettier!

Norway: I am not paired with a dead thing

Turi: *cough* butter *cough* 

Norway: What?

Turi: Nothing

Iceland: Well, I am not the crazy one!

Norway: I am not crazy

Iceland: You are, you see trolls, elves and fairies

Norway: They are real

Iceland: No they're not

Norway: If you only believed little brother

Iceland: You are weird. 

Norway: No, you're weird who is paired with a fridge

Iceland: Don't remind me!

Denmark: Guys, I know I'm hot, but it is not worth it if you two fight.

Iceland and Norway; (turns to look at him) 

Denmark: Please, I have to chose Norway, but I'll give you a kiss Iceland. Maybe one day i will change my mind one day. Right now, I have stronger feelings for Nor. 

Iceland: Okay *dissapointed*

Norway: *smirks* 

Denmark: *turns to Norway* Sorry Norway, it is just to cheer up Iceland. 

Norway: *huffs* We'll talk about this later 

Denmark: Okay here goes nothing *kisses Iceland, for a minute* 

Sweden: Finland

Finland: Yes Sweden? 

Sweden: Remember our bet? Money *reaches out hand*

Finland *Gives him 50 dollars*

Sweden: About who Iceland had a crush on

Finland: I betted Hong Kong or Swedens fridge 

Sweden; I betted Denmark or Norway

Denmark: *pulls away from Iceland* Now then, go find someone who doesn't already have a boyfriend

Iceland: *sigh* I'll go find a girl, I declare myself bisexual

Turi: Hey Iceland, I know someone who is a big fan of yours

Iceland: Who?

Turi: Here *show a photo*

Iceland: *sees photo and blushes* I need to go *dissapears*

Turi: I hope Iceland will find love one day *happy sigh* ah. young love

Denmark: So where were we? *leans in on Norway*

Norway I said we need to talk, in bed

Denmark: Whatever you say Nor

They leave for their bedroom 

Turi: :3 gotta go call Japan

Sweden: Bye! Now my wife, let's get busy

Finland: Sure, but I'll top this time

Sweden: Okay

Turi: That is it for now, everyone is happy. See you next time