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Long time no see...

Turi: Hello, everybody! I'm back again *dramatic music* been busy, but now I got time to pay attention to my stories. Isn't that great guys?

Hikaru: Oh, but we just planned on going home again

Kaoru: Our private jet is ready

They have luggage with them, and a limo waiting to take them to the airstrip

Turi: Oh, that's a pity. For you can't leave, it says so in the contract. 

Hikaru and Kaoru: What contract?

Turi: This contract!

Turi hold up a contract

Hikaru: I never signed such a contract

Kaoru: I'm sure we would have remembered if you did.

Turi: *clears throat* According to paragraph 1E of this contract, which you did sign a long time ago, you can't leave until I end this story. For good!

Tamaki: What you haven't ended this story yet? But you haven't updated for ages. 

Turi: I know, but I changed my mind. And besides, we've had so much fun. 

Haruhi: Yeah, right. 

Hikaru: Fun for you perhaps

Kaoru: But not for us. 

Turi: I promise I will be nicer to you from now on. Deal? 

Hikaru and Kaoru: (exchange looks and shrugs) Fine, deal.

Tamaki: It will be my pleasure.

Kyoya: *on his laptop* As long as you are  the one who pay for our private pilots waste of time, it's fine with me. 

Turi: How much is it?

Kyoya: Let me calculate that *types on laptop* It estimates around 100 000 kr pr/hour, to each pilot. Luckily for you, we can now tell them and it will only be two hours. Oh, and when you do cancel this story, you'll have to help us get Haruhi a passport.

Turi: Wow, that's a lot of money. Fine. I'll figure it out somehow. *wondering* How am I gonna get all this money? 

Fred: *standing behind a corner, whispering* Psst, Turi

George: *standing next to Fred* over here

Turi: *walks over twin pair #2* What do you want? 

Fred: We have an idea

George: That you might like.

Turi: That depends on the idea, what is your idea?

Fred: To buy you some time 

George: Why don't you pay the pilots

Fred: In leprechaun gold

George: It lasts for hours, and they may not notice

Turi: I don't know guys...

Fred: By the time they discover

George: You will have the real money

Fred: And you can tell them it was a joke

George: And everything will be ok. 

Turi: ...

Fred and George: ...*grinning*

Turi:...Fine, I'll try. 

Fred and George: Yes!

Fred: *hands Turi gold* Here's the gold

George: Give some to each pilot

Fred: They won't care 

George: Gold is gold. 

Turi: Ok, got it.

Turi goes and pays the pilots in leprechaun gold, they happily recieves the money. In the meantime, she has put Japan on the case of finding the real money. 

Japan: Got it! Turi-chan, I've figured out a way to earn the money quickly. *shows me a really good paying job annoncement* In  a week, you'll have enough money. 

Turi: Great, that should be enough time to give the pilots what they want. Thanks Japan, and don't tell the host club. 

Japan: You're secret is safe with me *bows*  

Turi: That will be all for now, next time I'll find some more funny stuff. And I promise to you who reads this, that I will update more often from now on. Until then, bye!

A/N: Hey guys I'm back! I'm sorry it's been awhile, but here's the new chapter. It's short, I know, but the next will be longer I promise. Until then, bye!