Fandom clash

The characters start blogs

Turi: *appears in a puff of smoke* Hi everyone, sorry for not being active, but things has changed in my private life. I've finished high school, and now I am in something called a folk high school, where I now live full time, and I study musical acting and theater. But let us see what the characters are doing *walks over to America* Hey America, what are you doing?

Anerica: Oh, I've just started a hero blog where I tell people, how to be heroes, and stuff. 

Turi: *interested* sounds interesting

America: Yeah I know right, my first post is about hamburgers and mcdonalds defending the brand. And I will soon post about my everyday schedule and such. 

Turi: I will surely read it, but I have to go, see ya

America: *doesn't care* yeah

~Turi walks over to Tamaki~

Turi: Hi Tamaki are you making a blog? 

Tamaki: Indeed I am, my fair maiden. It is all about beauty, dating advice and how to act towards commoners. 

Turi: Would've never guessed, I'll leave you to your..beauty blog.

~next up Iggy, um England~

Turi: Hi Iggy, what is your blog about?

England: How did you know? Well it is about magic and cooking and fairies and

Unicorns.

Turi: ...

England: ...

Turi: Right have fun

~Kyoya~ 

Turi: Kyoya, are you finally making an official blog for the host club?

Kyoya: Indeed I am, miss Bangen. Here I post photoes of the host club, bios of the members, our auctions and opening times.

Turi: But how...?

Kyoya: Our guests are flown in from Japan, behind your back of course. And since it is your fault we're here you pay the expances.

Turi: *thinking* maybe I should send them home...

Kyoya: Now leave me alone, I have buisness to attend to. *writes something on his laptop* 

Turi: Good grief

~Italy~

Italy: Ve~! Hi Turi, come an see my blog. 

Turi: You too? What is it about? (Need I ask)

Italy: Pasta! It is also anout how to cook pasta, all the different types of pasta, the history of pasta...

Turi: Right, have fun

~Hikaru and Kaoru~

Kaoru: Hikaru, let us put this up *types on computer*

Turi: Hi! What kind of blog are you two making?

Hikaru: A blog exclusively for pranksters and twins.

Kaoru: We share pranks, fun jokes and the trick to make a good twincest act.

Hikaru: It is brilliant.

Turi: Hey, you already have two followers!

(The followers names are Fred and George)

Turi: OMG! I knew Fred wasn't dead! 

Hikaru: why are we followed by a coulple of British nerds?

Kaoru: They sound lame

Turi: *turns into a fangirl monster* How dare you? They are a thousand times more awesome than you!

Hikaru: Okay, calm down. 

Kaoru: it was only a joke

Turi: It had better be *stomps away*

~Germany~

Turi: Hi Germany!

Germany: Hi Turi, can you help me upload this video on my blog please?

Turi: Sure *helps him* there, what is it about?

Germany: It's a fitness vlog

Turi: Nice, have fun!

The other character blogs:

- Honey and Mori: Martial arts and Cake

- Russia and baltics: ordinary blog, with random things

- Hungary and Japan: yaoi and manga blog

- Haruhi: Blog of science

- China: Panda blog!

- Renge: otaku blog

- Norway: blog about magic (similar to england) and the life if Iceland

- Iceland and Juli: A blog about yaoi, puffins and lots of manga!

- Denmark: The life of nordics, legoes and beer

- Sweden: Ikea and married life with Finland (yaoi :3)

- Finland: Santas blog with open inbox where you can send him letters, plus he has a mini blig about guns and correct use of guns.

- France: Blog of love, fashion and of course cooking

- Hong Kong: "The life Hong Kong and his stupid Family" (rude title)

- Spain: a blog of bulls, tomatoes and Romano

- Romano: Four words; tomatoes and Spains butt

- South Korea: The most perverted blog you will ever find

- Canada: Canada blog, maples, polar bears and being invisible (1 follower, me)

- Prussia: His awesome blog

- Micronations: A blog about their struggle to be regocnized

Turi: That is all see you next time, bye!