Fandom clash

Twin trouble and pirates

Turi: Now I'm back, let's see what some of the other characters are doing. 

Girly screaming 

France: What the h''' do you think you're doing, ruining my hair? 

Hikaru: We were bored

Kaoru: We only wanted to have a little fun. 

France: Fun? My hair is ruined. (his hair seems to be full of bubble gum) 

Turi: Seriously you two? Don't worry France, it can be fixed just ask Haruhi how she did it.

France: Mon dieu! I hope she can fix it and quickly. *runs away to find Haruhi*

Turi: What will you two do next? I think I'd rather send you back home to Japan

Hikaru: You could

Kaoru: But then we would leek these *holds up embarassing photos of me*

Turi: What? Oh no! Don't!

Hikaru: We promise not to show them to anyone

Kaoru: If you let us stay

Turi: Arghh! Fine then you can stay1

Hikaru and Kaoru: *simulstaneously* Yay!

Turi: But no more trouble making! Those two will seriously give me a headache soon.

Tamaki: *Wearing a pirate costume* Now then, let's do what hosts do best, entertain young ladies.

Only three ladies in the room Haruhi, Renge and me (if you don't count France and China) 

England: *sees Tamaki and is delighted* Finally, I can dress up in my pirate costume again *Poof of smoke and he is wearing pirate clothes*

Spain: *Appears* Not so fast *also turns into a pirate* let's duel, foe

England: *takes out sword* Hah bring it on, Spanish loser.

Spain: *Pose with sword* engarde

Battle ensues

Turi: Next time we'll see how the fight ends, please come with feedback. See you soon.