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Party!!! (with ABBA)

Turi: Well, this is just an ordinary day, which I will enjoy. Spain and Romano is back on their honeymoon, Hikaru and Kaoru is bothering Nekozawa, Finland and Sweden are nowhere to be found, so is Denmark and Norway and Tamaki and Haruhi. The bad Touch trio is out drinking, Iceland is playing with Mr. Puffin and all seems well. 

All characters: *pop up* Surprise! 

Turi: *surprised* What the host club!? 

Tamaki: We though about having a party, for reaching so many reads and likes, so we have set it up secretly for you!

Turi: Oh, that is so sweet. but you shouldn't have—-

Finland: And we will play games

France: Eat delicious food

Haruhi: Dance (ugh)

HIkaru: and

Kaoru: prank.

Nekozawa: No!

Denmark: We will simply just have fun.

Norway: Yeah *nod*

Iceland: It will be great

Turi: Okay, let's get this party started!

Puff of smoke and suddenly we are in a giant hall with tables, dancing floor, food, snack, bar, karaoke and just a lot of party things.

Turi: Yay!

Everybody goes over to tables of snacks but Kyoya stops them saying

Kyoya: The food will be served shortly

Everybody else (including me): Oh~

France: Oui, that is correct dinner will be served shortly.

Kyoya: Oh, and Turi this will not be added to your debt since we did it volunteerily.

Turi: I have a debt?

Kyoya: Why of course, you have to pay for out homecoming in Japan.

Turi: *halfway whispering* That is a long time from now.

Prussia: Kesesese France where is the food?

Honey: Yeah, let's hurry up so we can eat cake.

Mori: *nods* Mm

France: Don't worry, dinner is served.

Suddenly the tables are brinked with delicious foods both of French, Chinese and Turkish origin, plus pasta.

China: The gourmet club is behind this feast, hope you enjoy

Turkey: Yeah, we spent a lot of time on it.

Everybody starts conversing while eating

Sweden: My wife, are you happy?

Finland: Well, yeah it is nice *kisses him on cheek*

Sweden: Mm *hugs him*

Tamaki: Oh, and Haruhi since we are together we shall be more close and—

Haruhi: Okay senpai, I get it.

Prussia: *already drunk* You two are my best friends *sob* so I just wanted you to know how grateful I am for your friendship *sob*

Hungary: Um, sure

Austria: Well. if you feel it that way

Denmark: *getting tipsy* Oh Nor, you were always there for me. And remember that time when I made you—

Norway: (shuts him up) Anko stop, not in front of the kids.

Denmark: *catching himself* Oh sorry.

Iceland: Well, Mr. Puffin do you think I should make a move on that girl?

Mr. Puffin: Do it pal, or she will find someone else.

Turi: Oh, this is the best party ever!

China: Yeah, and the food is the best of course.

Japan: Well, you outdid yourself this time China. *bow*

China: Xie Xie Japan. *try to hug him*

Japan: *avoid him* don't touch me, please.

Hong Kong: Like, we should like get married or something *talking to his panda plush*

South Korea: *offended* What about me?

Hong Kong: That was a one night stand, a bad one too.

South Korea: *sulks in corner* meanie

Turi: (walks over to him patting his back) Don't worry, one day he will stop loving his plushies and love you instead.

South Korea: *suddenly happy* Thank you Turi! Can I touch your breasts now?

Turi: (covers herself) No!

South Korea: Come on please!

China: *comes over* Aiyah stop bothering her, aru!

South Korea: Aniki, you're breasts belong to me, da-ze! *gropes his breasts*

China: *wriggles to free himself* Aiyah! Get off me, aru.

France: Now everyone is fed, let's get drunk, I mean have fun.

Everybody walks over to karaoke or dance floor. Those who wants to sing, karaoke, those who don't want to dance.

France: Iggy, here *hands him beer*

England: Don't call me that! *drinks beer, gets tipsy*

France: Let us sing! (picks I've had the time of my life from Dirty dancing)

Every pair on the huge dance floor, Sweden and Finland, Denmark and (drunk Norway), Iceland and Mr. Puffin (for now), Italy and Germany, Austria and Hungary, Tamaki and Haruhi, Hikaru and Kaoru (WTH), Hong Kong and panda plushie, China and Russia aso. I watch holding my camera, along with Japan. After the song, everybody applaudes for the fabulous singing and dancing.

Russia: China (and me standing here) will sing a song now. In tribute for ABBA, Swedens most wonderful band of all time. (picks Does you mother know by ABBA)

Everybody is having a good time to the catchy song. Until it ends and there is another round of applause.

Sweden: My wife this is for you (take your chance on me)

Pair dancing again , Sweden and Finland on stage. Everything is perfect for the Yaoi camera, and then it ends.

Denmark: Norway, sing Mamma Mia

Norway: No!

Denmark: Let's sing it as a duet.

Norway: *sigh* Fine

Denmark: Okay *puts on Mamma Mia*

Sweden is glaring at them, Finland holding him back. All the others have a good time. 

Turi: Now it is getting late, and I'm ready too end this. Thank you for the likes and comments (and of course reads) I appreciate it. Bye, see you next time!

Sweden and Finland: *kiss* 

Turi: And there will soon be another wedding!