the plane ride was brutal but we made it. theodore got lost in the plane and eleanor got stuck in the tray table and we couldnt find either of them for an hour and forty-five minutes but theyve since recovered after eating 9 packets of popcorn chips each. theodore stowed away his meat buckets in the back of the plane but i dont think that anybody ended up noticing.
"now what do we do" brittany asked once we stepped off of the plane
"thats a really good questio-"
"im already on it" simon said pushing up his glasses so he looked like the nerd emoji. "i called the president of california and hes coming down here to talk to us"
"i cant talk to the president of california looking like this!!!" i exclaim, still in my hospital gown. jeanette and eleanor tried covering me up with the popcorn chip bags but nothing really worked.
"come on girls" brittany sang "its time to give y/n a makeover!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"oh fun"
"ive been wanting to do this since the day i met you!!!"
"what"
the chipettes and i sprint out of the california airport
"so where are you guys taking me?" i ask
"gucci"
we end up at a local mcdonalds. the chipettes sprinkle napkins and mcflurry cups on me and normally i wouldnt give them credit for anything but oh boy do i look and smell like ronald mcdonalds side chick. i hope that the president of mcdonalds likes filet o fish.
suddenly i get a call from simon "hello"
"Y/N YOU AND THE CHIPETTES HAVE TO GET BACK HERE THE PRESIDENT OF CALIFORNIA IS COMING!!!"
we sprint at lightspeed to get back to the airport and standing there is.................................MILO MURPHY
"hello mr president of california" i shake his hand and it smells like underneath daves bed
"why have you all called me here today i have very important buisinesses to attend to"
"we want to know where dave seville and ian are" simon says
"oh they left california and went back to applebees"
"WHAT!!!!!!!" i cry
"i knew they were at applebees!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" jeanette yells
"well you guys i guess we are going to have to go back to applebees" i say "everybody back on the plane"
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